Walrus.
So in the 4th circle of hell, morally bankrupt heathens get to listen to Haikus written by Ryan (which Jeff informs me are structurally correct -5:7:5 syllables - but incorrect in that each line is supposed to contain a seperate thought, a characteristic lacking in my haikus).
Damn it feels good to
be a gangster, not that I
would know about that.
Polar bears are
lovely creatures who consume
delicious fat seals.
Aaron Brooks can't throw a
football to the correct team
I hope the Saints move
Lucy is my best
friend and she has an awesome
dog named Theodore
Mormons are really cool
people who like to ride bikes
and spread pagan thoughts
So that's all for now. To all morally bankrupt people, have fun in the 5th circle of hell (Word on the streets is that it's Ice Ice Baby on loop - forever).