If I had a hammer...

[mrpuddle3]

After going into Rachel's room, noticing a hammer, and noticing a wall (rooms tend to have those), I have decided that it would very much please me to throw hammers into a wall. A nice, pure, rhythmically and mechanically correct overhand throw straight into a wall. And for good measure, have it wobble in the wall, head buried in the brightly

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[canthespam]

Lovely post! I know the thoughts well. I think it would be fun to throw one of CHS's desks. I don't mean egg toss throw, I mean, put my right shoulder behind it and really chunk that thing. I want it to bounce, roll, break, and wobble slightly before collapsing into several pieces when it's done. I then want to take another chair and see if I can make it land on that chair. Not because I don't like chairs, I just want the power of breaking a chair. I want to walk around town with a badass gait, and for the townspeople to whisper in hushed voices "who's that?" and then an even hushed reply "Holy Hell! That's the guy who throws chairs!"

Fuck yeah.

[laforzadellamor]

Throwing phones, especially heavy ones, is particularly satisfying.

[musicalrhapsody]

I throw knives... ^_^ really, i do