Less than 2 days until Glengarry Glen Ross opens. I'm ready to rock. I can't say the same for everyone in the show. Of course, we're doing this show on 12 rehearsals. That's retarded. But, as always, I survive. You can't kill me! I'm the next evolution of man! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Float On by Modest Mouse


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CNN reported today that there is a new "Darth Vader" Mr. Potato Head. They showed a picture. It's as awful as you would guess. What the fuck? Vader should be crushing throats with a thought, not pulling his nose out of his ass.

Look who's back! Just thought I'd throw an update out there for no other reason that I'm kinda bored right now. I just got done wrapping all the gifts I purchased. Now I just have to get something for Jeff and Maria and I'll be done ( Read more... )

My friend Griffin mentioned the new Shatner album, "Has Been" in an earlier post. Let me expand on this album a bit. I'll admit I purchased it expecting to like it ironically. I thought I'd have a good laugh and revel in the fact that I owned a William Shatner album. I played the CD all the way through and sat there for a moment. What was this? ( Read more... )

Everyone go pick up "The Delivery Man" by Elvis Costello and The Imposters. It's all that's right with the world on one little disc. If you like good old fashioned rock and roll you won't regret it. By the way, if you don't like good old fashioned rock and roll, why are you reading this? We can't be friends. Go away. You are beneath me.

I got an email concerning my Hamlet audition which stated ( Read more... )

Maybe Murdock inspired me to actually update this thing. I mean, he's living the dream in LA, snorting blow off of the asses of various hobos, and he still finds the time. Let's see...Two days ago I watched Donnie Darko and Mulholland Drive back to back. I looked at it as a test of my sanity. Somehow I'm still able to think in a linear fashion ( Read more... )