I feel like doing a survey...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Car insurance...that's my only bill, really
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Oddly enough, any of the girls I've dated really haven't cared about the atmosphere, but rather the quality of the food.
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
Second semester, I drank a ton of Jager, then made myself an Italian sub, oil and all. I cannot stress how much of a mistake that was.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?.
I don't dance on bars, no matter how trashed I am.
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Mrs. Maxwell was my first grade teach.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I dunno...eating I guess would be a good answer.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Firefig
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8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
I'm at the college I'm going to graduate from... and it's my first one.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because I needed something to wear underneath my dress shirt.
10. Gas Prices! First thought?
Whatever...life sucks sometimes.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go and who would you take?
I'd probably take my grandparents to Italy.
12. First thought When the alarm went off this morning?
Another day, another dollar.
13. Last thought before falling asleep last night?
Waking up sucks.
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
Boxers, definitely.
15. Favorite style of Underwear for the opposite sex?
I really could care less.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
I absolutely despise doing laundry. So stupid and tedious.
17. If you didn't have to work would you?
Nope. I would be a really good career slob.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
I sleep in whenever I can. I love getting up at all odd times of the day.
19. Your Favorite Cartoon Character?
Good question...ummmm...Homer Simpson
20. Favorite non-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Lie in bed and talk about everything.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I weigh over 200 pounds right now.
22. What was your first car?
1993 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera...I miss Mr. Red somedays.
23. Your Best Yo Momma Joke?
Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Crisco (yes I know, lame)
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
Anything, and I mean absolutely anything, Italian.
25. What do you get everytime you go into a WAWA?
What does that mean?
26. Beach or lake?
I actually like going to the lake alot. Less chaotic.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented ?
No...I actually hope to get married someday, believe it or not.
28. Who do you stalk on myspace?
Lady Sovereign...the British rapper.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
I'm sure all of you know the answer to this, but I'll put it in writing anyway...Gilmore girls.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
A Walk to Remember...I really can't defend myself here.
31. What's your drink?
As of late JD & Coke.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys
33. Cops or robbers?
Robbers.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
More often then not.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
Nobody really, but I have been told I look alot like Jarrod from the Subway commercials. Canty and I even conocted a plan where we would go to a bar together, and she would sit at one end and me the other, and she would say to some random person "Hey isn't that Jarrod the Subway guy?" From there the person would readily agree, and I would drink free due to my resemblence to a quasi celebrity.
36. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
Locke I guess. He was the center of one of the most compelling hours of television I have ever seen.
37. What do you want when you are sick?
To be left the fuck alone.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Katie Bent. From what I hear, it's quite a spectacle.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
850 WEEI
41. Stiffler or Oz?
Stiffler. Oz became such a wuss. All for Mena Suvari, who isn't even that hot.
42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm.
43. Family Guy or the Simpsons?
The Simpsons, no matter how much they continue to slide downhill. They are the alpha and omega of the dysfunctional cartoon family genre.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I've made many. I'm not sure which one I would take back.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I like most everybody I work with.
46. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
Ok, this could get long, but here goes: Ashlee Simpson, the woman who sings that song "Insensitive," Ant, the Welch's Grape Juice Commercial girl, Kelis...ok I'll stop.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Quentin Jerome Tarantino
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Keira Knightley.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope...although one time Sean almost burnt down our dorm room.
50. Last book you read for real?
A Long Way Down, by Nick Hornby
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Naw, I do have a stuffed turtle named Tab. I named him when I was younger, and I was big fan of U.S. Soccer player Tab Ramos.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
My bedroom. I know, wtf.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
I wanna go to Los Angeles, of course.
54. How many times a day do you text?
I don't text like ever.
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Relationship...the career thing I'm not worried about yet.
56. Do you go to church?
Not really, not a religious guy.
57. Pencil or Pen?
I love pens...hate the way pencils feel.
58. Describe your favorite day?
Well, my most recent favorite day was yesterday, when I went to my fantasy Premier League draft. Very good time.
59. Candles or potpourri?
Neither...they are both equally as useless.
60. How many jobs have you had?
Only 3...Mahoney's, Atlantic Components, and CVS.
61. What would be your "dream job"?
Film writer/director, husband of Kiera Knightley.
62. What do you want to achieve in life?
To win multiple Academy Awards, and be remembered for a life in film.