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[mrrobotpants]

A cellphone call I received at work today.

Me: Hello.

Caller: Sorry for the delay in getting back to you.

Me: ... ok     (Do I know this person.... think sean... )

Caller: I just wanted to verify the appointment with Jill Ballentine(?).

Me: ... alright.    (I know a Jill... I think....)

Caller: Her IR appointment is for April 3rd.

Me:

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[ibeenoperated]

That's funny because I happened to be reading the Chicago obituaries of the future, and it said that someone named Jill Balentine will die because she will forget to get IRed. I wonder if it's the same Jill.

[mrrobotpants]

I hope the wrongs I have committed to Jill Balentine will be forgiven in Kaiju Heaven.

There is a Jill Valentine in Chicago. Lady on the phone could've said Valentine.... maybe I should email her anonymously and tell her I know when her IR appointment is... see if I can ransom her for some.... .. I dunno... Anne Sather sticky buns?

"Leave the buns on one of the benches in Lincoln Square... I will contact you again for further instructions."

what'chu doing for easter? My mom guilted me into coming home... and I'm taking the SuperBus to A2.

[ibeenoperated]

Yay! What's the SuperBus? I'll definatley be here.

Bring some sticky buns, please.

[mrrobotpants]

sticky buns... mmm.. ... the AwesomeBus leaves pretty early.. but I'll see what I can do.

[haikubandit]

Sometimes I have entire conversations on the phone with people and don't actually realize who it is until after.....and sometimes I never know.

[mrrobotpants]

Me too! And i thought this conversation would all become clear to me after a bit.. but it never did... or it did in that... it was clear that I wasn't the intended conversationee.