I stepped out of the shower this morning... I had debated whether or not to shower.. but.. I was thinking I probably needed it. It was debateable... but... usually best to side with cleanliness in those cases
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Fate was clearly saying, "Hey! Clean your bathroom!" To insure that you did so it left you with millions of tiny pieces of glass on the floor. Forces your hand.
You'd think to put in the amount of planning to perfectly plot the point I would be standing underneath the light fixture to time it to fall on my head... they would actually plan something a little more lethal and less... ... just kinda annoying and tedious to clean. Perhaps he was hired to just be assassanutty.
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Here endeth the lesson....
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Yea... ok... so maybe my bathroom could use a cleaning. But... why does Fate always have to be such a dick about it?
... fuckin' fate...
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You'd think to put in the amount of planning to perfectly plot the point I would be standing underneath the light fixture to time it to fall on my head... they would actually plan something a little more lethal and less... ... just kinda annoying and tedious to clean. Perhaps he was hired to just be assassanutty.
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Alternatively...
Assassin?!? More like A-SASSY!
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Nope. I've decided to become Zoroastrian and Zoroastrianism has no December holiday.
ZARATHUSHTRA RULES!!
On that note I bought the soundtrack to 2001 at the resale shop on saturday.
On another note... yes I will be home.
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