The One Where Changmin Looses his Virginity Because of a Roach
Title: The One Where Changmin Looses his Virginity Because of a Roach
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jaemin
Genre: Smut/Crack... Smack?
Summary: Uh... Changmin's afraid of a cockroach... stuff ensues. (I really have no type of summary for this nonsense. -_-;;;)
In the middle of the night Jaejoong was awakened by an ear-piercing scream. Thinking it was ether some girl being murdered, or a cat being run over by a car he willed himself back to sleep, seeing as how there wasn't much to do about it. If it was important the other could handle it. He was too tired to realize the other members slept like the dead.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!" Jaejoong heard the scream again. It was then he had realized, it wasn't a women or a cat in some horrible situation but it was none other than his dongsaeng Shim Changmin. Now being the Super Hyung he was he rushed over to Changmin's room to see what the problem was.
Bursting open the door he see's Changmin sitting up on the bed, his blankets pulled over himself defensively, his face looking as if he just saw a ghost. Now, knowing Changmin as long as he did, he realized he wasn't easily said, so what ever it was now must have been pretty bad to frighten the youngest so much.
"What?! What's the matter?! What happened?" Jaejoong shouted, nearly at a panic.
"I saw… I saw…" Changmin tried to explain.
"What?!" Jaejoong shouted urgently, "A ghost? A alien? A zombie? A rabid fan girl? WHAT?!"
"I saw… it was…" Changmin tried to control himself.
"If you don't spit it out right now Shim Changmin, you won't eat for a week!"
"I saw… I saw… AH! THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS!" Changmin shouted and pointed to the floor frantically, his face filled with fear as he tried to protect himself with the covers. Jaejoong followed his frantic pointing to a little roach the scurried on the floor. Jaejoong was disgusted himself but it wasn't like the damned thing had a axe and was trying to kill him. If that was the case, then he'd be screaming too, cause that's just fucking scary.
"Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!" Changmin chanted and hid himself under the covers again. Jaejoong sighed and pulled off his slipper and went in for the kill. It was a fast little bastard though. After a few failed attempts, and Changmin screaming his head off whenever the thing got close, Jaejoong finally managed to corner it.
"Now you're mine you little bastard." Jaejoong growled and lifted his mighty slipper high in the air to deliver his final attack. "DIE! DIE! DIE!" he shouted with each smack of his slipper until he was sure the thing was dead. "That'll show you. This is MY house!" Jaejoong shouted in a manly fit of rage at the crushed cockroach in the corner.
"I-is it dead?" he hears Changmin ask meekly from the bed. Jaejoong turns to him.
"Is that what you were screaming about?"
A nod.
"You were screaming like a psycho because of a damn cockroach?"
Another nod.
"So… your afraid of cockroaches, huh?"
He nods again.
"Let me now take this moment to laugh blatantly at your face… BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh! Your face was priceless! I didn't know you were such a little girl Changmin! Or should I call you Chamiko?! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Jaejoong shouts loudly, practically doubling over in laughter.
Changmin sat on the bed morosely with an enormous pout on his lips as he watched his hyung, his savior, laugh at him. "It's not funny!" Changmin whined and felt the tears brimming and stinging his eyes.
Jaejoong looked up to see Changmin's quivering lip and watering eyes, he immediately stopped laughing.
"Aish! Don't cry, it's not that serious." Jaejoong tried to reason.
"Y-yes it is! You're so mean! How can you laugh at me like that?!" The tears were now rolling down Changmin's face, and Jaejoong felt a little bad. Making his way over to the bed, he sat down next to the quivering Changmin and placed a reassuring arm over his shoulder.
"Hey, I'm sorry Min. I didn't mean to make you feel bad." Jaejoong said gently, rubbing circles the youngest back.
"No - you're - not -" Changmin said in between sniffles.
Now positioning himself in front the emotional Changmin, Jaejoong placed his hands on his shoulders. "Yes I am, Min. It's okay."
"I - was - so - scared!" Changmin whined. Jaejoong whipped his tears away, "I know you were, but it's gone now. Hyung took care of the big bad cockroach for you." Jaejoong said and looked into the youngest watering eyes and deliciously plump and quivering lips. And idea immediately sprang into his head and he smirked to himself.
"I know a way to make you feel better, Changmin." Jaejoong said, his voice suddenly dropping an octave as he licks his lips suggestively. Changmin looks up, watery eye's shinning, and full lips quivering again.
"How?" he asks innocently.
Jaejoong smirks again, "Oh, just trust me. You'll feel a lot better." He says as he lowers the younger man down on the bed.
"W-what are you doing?" Changmin asks nervously as he stared into Jaejoong's dark lustful eyes.
"Just trust me," he says, "You want to feel better don't you?" Changmin nods his head unsurely. Jaejoong smirks one more time before crushing their lips together in a passionate kiss. Before long he feels Changmin giving in, opening his mouth to allow Jaejoong's tongue access.
He ravishes the others mouth with his tongues desperately, groaning when their erections rub together. The friction was amazing, so he continued to roll, and rock, and thrust his hips against the other, drowning himself in the others needy and growling moans into his mouth.
Jaejoong is surprised when the younger man wraps his long, delicious legs around his waist brining them even closer, even tighter together for more of that heavenly friction. Jaejoong smirks into his mouth. He can tell the boy is horny as he continues to practically dry hump him like some dog in heat. And Jaejoong loves it.
He pulls back slightly and looks at the withering mass of the boy beneath him. Changmin's lips are plump, pink and swollen from the intense kissing earlier. Jaejoong wants nothing more than to lower himself and suck on those lips again, but he knows there's a lot better things to do with the boy. A whimper escapes from Changmin's swollen lips from the loss of Jaejoong's tongue in his mouth.
"Patients, baby." Jaejoong whispers low and huskily against he other lips. He feels Changmin shudder beneath him as he continues to roll his hips against Jaejoong groin urgently. "You still trust me don't you?" Jaejoong asked, staring into Changmin's big brown eyes, he nods once and Jaejoong continues.
Pushing up the others shirt and lets his lips trail down his body in open mouth kisses. Dipping his tongue in the other's navel, Changmin groans and bucks his hips. "Shhh," Jaejoong says and continues his ministrations along the others long body. Getting to the hem of Changmin's pajama pants, he halts for a moment and looked at the already hard erection straining deliciously against the fabric.
Jaejoong smirked and licked his lips before completely removing the others pajamas and boxers in one quick motion, and watched as the hardened flesh bounced free from it's restraints. Changmin shuddered at the cold air that hit his burning member and coaxed Jaejoong to continue. Seducing him, wiggling his hips, and licking his lips as he watched the other with hooded eyes.
Jaejoong smirked, completely turned on the other act as he leaned over and crushed their lips together in another earth shattering kiss. Changmin slightly annoyed at being the only nude one left on the bed, he was determined to change that. Gripping his fist tightly in his shirt he pulls and tugs until he hears a the ripping sound of the thin fabric. Jaejoong pulled back, slightly surprised, but mostly turned on, he ripped the remaining fabric from his chest. It didn't matter, it was Yoochun's anyway.
"Pants," Changmin managed, "Off." Jaejoong was quick to comply and done away with his pants and boxers. He was surprised at Changmin's willingness, but he wouldn't argue, and he wouldn't lie that he was completely turned on by it ether.
Lowering himself on to the youngest body once again, he kissed his way down to the other's toned chest and stomach. Without warning he completely enveloped Changmin's erection fully within his mouth. Changmin gasped at the sudden feeling. "J-Jaejoong!" he shouted as he involuntarily bucked his hips forward and threaded his fingers into Jaejoong soft hair.
With Jaejoong's free hand he pinned Changmin's waist to the bed and continued to suck on the hard flesh. Changmin's soft moans, and grunts of pleasure was enough to egg him on and continued to suck and lick the others shaft like a melting popsicle. The sounds Changmin were making were probably the most amazing sounds he has ever heard in his life.
He felt the grip on his hair tighten and the groans becoming more urgent. He knew the other was close, and he couldn't have that. Lifting his head from other's shaft and moved up and placed a kiss on Changmin's whimpering lips before he had a chance to complain he reached his hand over into the side table dresser. Knowing that Min wasn't as innocent as he seemed, he pulled out a small bottle of lube. Cheesecake flavored, he should have known.
Lifting himself fully from Changmin's warm body he poured a dollop of the liquid onto his hand and warmed it between his fingers. "Ready?" Jaejoong questioned, placing a finger at the puckered entrance. Changmin shuddered and nodded and Jaejoong continued to push his finger in. Twirling, and hooking, and stretching him, Changmin seemed okay. So he added another finger and then another, until Changmin shouted he was ready.
"That's a good boy," he said as he coated his own throbbing and neglected member with lube and positioned himself at Changmin's entrance. Throwing the other's legs over his shoulders he rubbed Changmin's thighs reassuringly before impaling himself fully into his tight hole. Changmin shouted at the sudden intrusion and closed his eyes tight.
Jaejoong gently lowered himself in between Changmin's long legs and kissed him passionately on the lips, relaxing him as he pumped himself in and out of Changmin's hole. Soon the pain subsided and all Changmin could feel was the intense pleasure. Jaejoong's slow thrust steadily became harder, sharper, faster, and the room was filled with the erotic sound of skin slapping against skin, and their needy groans.
"Ah! Fuck! There! HARDER!" Changmin shouted loudly, pulling Jaejoong further inside of himself. Jaejoong knew he must have hit Changmin's prostate and he thrusted again, hard and continuously at that angle. Jaejoong was close himself, burying his face in the others sweat-glazed neck and groaning into his skin. Changmin moans were becoming louder and more urgent and filled with profanities Jaejoong has hardly heard him use. The death grip he had on Jaejoong's shoulders was enough to realize the youngest was close.
Before long Changmin could feel the heat pooling in his stomach and shot his release all over their chest and abs. The sight and sound alone was enough to bring Jaejoong to his climax and he released hot and hard into Changmin's heat. Changmin shuddered at the feeling of Jaejoong cum dripping warm down his thighs.
Pulling out of Changmin he flopped down on the bed beside him, completely spent and trying to catch his breath. Once he was down from his high he looked over and saw Changmin still panting, he chest heaving and eye's closed and it was possibly the sexiest thing he has ever seen. As he reached over for a tissue to clean themselves off, Changmin looked at him a moment, Jaejoong looked back questioningly.
"Oh… my… god…" Changmin said slowly, eyes widened in realization. "I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING COCKRAOCH!" he shouted.
Jaejoong laughed, "But you do feel better now don't you?"
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A/N: Sorry... I told you all about my smut muse. It's literally like, "You know what? Fuck this!" -walks away- But I'll get it back! -loads shot gun- see you in a few days. XD Like all my NC-17 rated fics, this'll be locked in about 48 hours. To add me, please comment HERE! ^^ Anyways... I still always appreciate comments! I have another Jaemin request to do next! :D
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jaemin
Genre: Smut/Crack... Smack?
Summary: Uh... Changmin's afraid of a cockroach... stuff ensues. (I really have no type of summary for this nonsense. -_-;;;)
In the middle of the night Jaejoong was awakened by an ear-piercing scream. Thinking it was ether some girl being murdered, or a cat being run over by a car he willed himself back to sleep, seeing as how there wasn't much to do about it. If it was important the other could handle it. He was too tired to realize the other members slept like the dead.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!" Jaejoong heard the scream again. It was then he had realized, it wasn't a women or a cat in some horrible situation but it was none other than his dongsaeng Shim Changmin. Now being the Super Hyung he was he rushed over to Changmin's room to see what the problem was.
Bursting open the door he see's Changmin sitting up on the bed, his blankets pulled over himself defensively, his face looking as if he just saw a ghost. Now, knowing Changmin as long as he did, he realized he wasn't easily said, so what ever it was now must have been pretty bad to frighten the youngest so much.
"What?! What's the matter?! What happened?" Jaejoong shouted, nearly at a panic.
"I saw… I saw…" Changmin tried to explain.
"What?!" Jaejoong shouted urgently, "A ghost? A alien? A zombie? A rabid fan girl? WHAT?!"
"I saw… it was…" Changmin tried to control himself.
"If you don't spit it out right now Shim Changmin, you won't eat for a week!"
"I saw… I saw… AH! THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS!" Changmin shouted and pointed to the floor frantically, his face filled with fear as he tried to protect himself with the covers. Jaejoong followed his frantic pointing to a little roach the scurried on the floor. Jaejoong was disgusted himself but it wasn't like the damned thing had a axe and was trying to kill him. If that was the case, then he'd be screaming too, cause that's just fucking scary.
"Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!" Changmin chanted and hid himself under the covers again. Jaejoong sighed and pulled off his slipper and went in for the kill. It was a fast little bastard though. After a few failed attempts, and Changmin screaming his head off whenever the thing got close, Jaejoong finally managed to corner it.
"Now you're mine you little bastard." Jaejoong growled and lifted his mighty slipper high in the air to deliver his final attack. "DIE! DIE! DIE!" he shouted with each smack of his slipper until he was sure the thing was dead. "That'll show you. This is MY house!" Jaejoong shouted in a manly fit of rage at the crushed cockroach in the corner.
"I-is it dead?" he hears Changmin ask meekly from the bed. Jaejoong turns to him.
"Is that what you were screaming about?"
A nod.
"You were screaming like a psycho because of a damn cockroach?"
Another nod.
"So… your afraid of cockroaches, huh?"
He nods again.
"Let me now take this moment to laugh blatantly at your face… BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh! Your face was priceless! I didn't know you were such a little girl Changmin! Or should I call you Chamiko?! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Jaejoong shouts loudly, practically doubling over in laughter.
Changmin sat on the bed morosely with an enormous pout on his lips as he watched his hyung, his savior, laugh at him. "It's not funny!" Changmin whined and felt the tears brimming and stinging his eyes.
Jaejoong looked up to see Changmin's quivering lip and watering eyes, he immediately stopped laughing.
"Aish! Don't cry, it's not that serious." Jaejoong tried to reason.
"Y-yes it is! You're so mean! How can you laugh at me like that?!" The tears were now rolling down Changmin's face, and Jaejoong felt a little bad. Making his way over to the bed, he sat down next to the quivering Changmin and placed a reassuring arm over his shoulder.
"Hey, I'm sorry Min. I didn't mean to make you feel bad." Jaejoong said gently, rubbing circles the youngest back.
"No - you're - not -" Changmin said in between sniffles.
Now positioning himself in front the emotional Changmin, Jaejoong placed his hands on his shoulders. "Yes I am, Min. It's okay."
"I - was - so - scared!" Changmin whined. Jaejoong whipped his tears away, "I know you were, but it's gone now. Hyung took care of the big bad cockroach for you." Jaejoong said and looked into the youngest watering eyes and deliciously plump and quivering lips. And idea immediately sprang into his head and he smirked to himself.
"I know a way to make you feel better, Changmin." Jaejoong said, his voice suddenly dropping an octave as he licks his lips suggestively. Changmin looks up, watery eye's shinning, and full lips quivering again.
"How?" he asks innocently.
Jaejoong smirks again, "Oh, just trust me. You'll feel a lot better." He says as he lowers the younger man down on the bed.
"W-what are you doing?" Changmin asks nervously as he stared into Jaejoong's dark lustful eyes.
"Just trust me," he says, "You want to feel better don't you?" Changmin nods his head unsurely. Jaejoong smirks one more time before crushing their lips together in a passionate kiss. Before long he feels Changmin giving in, opening his mouth to allow Jaejoong's tongue access.
He ravishes the others mouth with his tongues desperately, groaning when their erections rub together. The friction was amazing, so he continued to roll, and rock, and thrust his hips against the other, drowning himself in the others needy and growling moans into his mouth.
Jaejoong is surprised when the younger man wraps his long, delicious legs around his waist brining them even closer, even tighter together for more of that heavenly friction. Jaejoong smirks into his mouth. He can tell the boy is horny as he continues to practically dry hump him like some dog in heat. And Jaejoong loves it.
He pulls back slightly and looks at the withering mass of the boy beneath him. Changmin's lips are plump, pink and swollen from the intense kissing earlier. Jaejoong wants nothing more than to lower himself and suck on those lips again, but he knows there's a lot better things to do with the boy. A whimper escapes from Changmin's swollen lips from the loss of Jaejoong's tongue in his mouth.
"Patients, baby." Jaejoong whispers low and huskily against he other lips. He feels Changmin shudder beneath him as he continues to roll his hips against Jaejoong groin urgently. "You still trust me don't you?" Jaejoong asked, staring into Changmin's big brown eyes, he nods once and Jaejoong continues.
Pushing up the others shirt and lets his lips trail down his body in open mouth kisses. Dipping his tongue in the other's navel, Changmin groans and bucks his hips. "Shhh," Jaejoong says and continues his ministrations along the others long body. Getting to the hem of Changmin's pajama pants, he halts for a moment and looked at the already hard erection straining deliciously against the fabric.
Jaejoong smirked and licked his lips before completely removing the others pajamas and boxers in one quick motion, and watched as the hardened flesh bounced free from it's restraints. Changmin shuddered at the cold air that hit his burning member and coaxed Jaejoong to continue. Seducing him, wiggling his hips, and licking his lips as he watched the other with hooded eyes.
Jaejoong smirked, completely turned on the other act as he leaned over and crushed their lips together in another earth shattering kiss. Changmin slightly annoyed at being the only nude one left on the bed, he was determined to change that. Gripping his fist tightly in his shirt he pulls and tugs until he hears a the ripping sound of the thin fabric. Jaejoong pulled back, slightly surprised, but mostly turned on, he ripped the remaining fabric from his chest. It didn't matter, it was Yoochun's anyway.
"Pants," Changmin managed, "Off." Jaejoong was quick to comply and done away with his pants and boxers. He was surprised at Changmin's willingness, but he wouldn't argue, and he wouldn't lie that he was completely turned on by it ether.
Lowering himself on to the youngest body once again, he kissed his way down to the other's toned chest and stomach. Without warning he completely enveloped Changmin's erection fully within his mouth. Changmin gasped at the sudden feeling. "J-Jaejoong!" he shouted as he involuntarily bucked his hips forward and threaded his fingers into Jaejoong soft hair.
With Jaejoong's free hand he pinned Changmin's waist to the bed and continued to suck on the hard flesh. Changmin's soft moans, and grunts of pleasure was enough to egg him on and continued to suck and lick the others shaft like a melting popsicle. The sounds Changmin were making were probably the most amazing sounds he has ever heard in his life.
He felt the grip on his hair tighten and the groans becoming more urgent. He knew the other was close, and he couldn't have that. Lifting his head from other's shaft and moved up and placed a kiss on Changmin's whimpering lips before he had a chance to complain he reached his hand over into the side table dresser. Knowing that Min wasn't as innocent as he seemed, he pulled out a small bottle of lube. Cheesecake flavored, he should have known.
Lifting himself fully from Changmin's warm body he poured a dollop of the liquid onto his hand and warmed it between his fingers. "Ready?" Jaejoong questioned, placing a finger at the puckered entrance. Changmin shuddered and nodded and Jaejoong continued to push his finger in. Twirling, and hooking, and stretching him, Changmin seemed okay. So he added another finger and then another, until Changmin shouted he was ready.
"That's a good boy," he said as he coated his own throbbing and neglected member with lube and positioned himself at Changmin's entrance. Throwing the other's legs over his shoulders he rubbed Changmin's thighs reassuringly before impaling himself fully into his tight hole. Changmin shouted at the sudden intrusion and closed his eyes tight.
Jaejoong gently lowered himself in between Changmin's long legs and kissed him passionately on the lips, relaxing him as he pumped himself in and out of Changmin's hole. Soon the pain subsided and all Changmin could feel was the intense pleasure. Jaejoong's slow thrust steadily became harder, sharper, faster, and the room was filled with the erotic sound of skin slapping against skin, and their needy groans.
"Ah! Fuck! There! HARDER!" Changmin shouted loudly, pulling Jaejoong further inside of himself. Jaejoong knew he must have hit Changmin's prostate and he thrusted again, hard and continuously at that angle. Jaejoong was close himself, burying his face in the others sweat-glazed neck and groaning into his skin. Changmin moans were becoming louder and more urgent and filled with profanities Jaejoong has hardly heard him use. The death grip he had on Jaejoong's shoulders was enough to realize the youngest was close.
Before long Changmin could feel the heat pooling in his stomach and shot his release all over their chest and abs. The sight and sound alone was enough to bring Jaejoong to his climax and he released hot and hard into Changmin's heat. Changmin shuddered at the feeling of Jaejoong cum dripping warm down his thighs.
Pulling out of Changmin he flopped down on the bed beside him, completely spent and trying to catch his breath. Once he was down from his high he looked over and saw Changmin still panting, he chest heaving and eye's closed and it was possibly the sexiest thing he has ever seen. As he reached over for a tissue to clean themselves off, Changmin looked at him a moment, Jaejoong looked back questioningly.
"Oh… my… god…" Changmin said slowly, eyes widened in realization. "I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING COCKRAOCH!" he shouted.
Jaejoong laughed, "But you do feel better now don't you?"
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A/N: Sorry... I told you all about my smut muse. It's literally like, "You know what? Fuck this!" -walks away- But I'll get it back! -loads shot gun- see you in a few days. XD Like all my NC-17 rated fics, this'll be locked in about 48 hours. To add me, please comment HERE! ^^ Anyways... I still always appreciate comments! I have another Jaemin request to do next! :D