Artificial Intelli--WHAT?? o_O
Title: Artificial Intelli--WHAT?? o_O
Genre: Humor, and straight up CRACK!!!
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Uh, variousr random ones will occur.
Summary: This is the story of what would happen if Kim Jaejoong had somehow gotten hold of my fanfic Artificial Intelligence. Lets just say, mayhem, havoc, and slight molestation ensues...
Jaejoong's mind was still on the fan fiction he happened to read called Artificial Intelligence. There was no doubt about it that it made an impression on him, maybe a little too much of an impression. He really felt as if he was endangered as he read his parts, gasping and yelling at the computer screen. I feel so used… Jaejoong thought to himself as he pushed away from the computer screen after reading the latest chapter and made his way to the kitchen.
There he spotted Changmin sitting at the table stuffing his face with chocolate chip cookies. Jaejoong gasped and his eyes lit up when he saw the youngest.
"Min~!" Jaejoong exclaimed excitedly flailing his arms in the air.
"Hyung~!" Changmin replied with mock excitement before placing another cookie in his mouth.
Jaejoong walked over to him and stared down at the youngest with sort of a knowing smirk on his face which sent shivers down Changmin's spine. He could see the glint in his hyung's eyes and it was very unnerving.
"Can I help you?"
"No, but I can help you… I'm going to kiss you now."
"Um… how about instead we play the NOT do that game? Ready, go… AH NO STOP! YOU LOSE!" Changmin yelled when he was suddenly tackled to the floor by the oldest, wrapping his arms around him and nuzzling his neck.
"Stop hyung! Gross, your getting spit on me!" Changmin yelled again as he struggled to break free of Jaejoong's surprisingly strong grip.
"Don't lie you know you've been wanting this from the very beginning! Come here you adorable little pervert you!"
"Pervert?! You’re the one who's molesting me! LET ME GO!" Changmin yelled as Jaejoong continued to place sloppy kisses all over his face and down his neck.
"Stop denying it! You know you want me Minnie! Maybe I could call Heechul later and we could have even more fun! Isn't that what you want?!" Jaejoong said before licking a slimy trail along the line of his neck.
"Oh. My. God…. YOU SICK PSHYCHO! SOMEONE HELP!" Changmin called to everyone in the hopes someone would here his obvious sexual molestation. Luckily for him Yoochun and Junsu heard his pleas and made their way to the chaos in the kitchen.
"Uh, Hyung? Why are you molesting Changminnie on the kitchen floor?" Junsu asked.
"Yeah I know," Yoochun agreed, "It's so much easier molesting him on the living room couch."
"But I think Yunho's on the couch." Junsu told him.
"Oh yeah, your right. Okay continue then." Yoochun said before beginning to walk away.
"Wait!" Changmin called out. "Can you please get him off me before he robs me of my innocence?!"
Yoochun and Junsu stopped and looked back. "Oh, okay." They said simultaneously before walking back over to the molester and his victim.
"Okay, c'mon Jae." Yoochun said as he lifted the eldest to his feet and away from Changmin. "You can molest Min later."
Jaejoong gasped when he seen Yoochun and Junsu standing there next to each other. His eye's lit up once more and he could have sworn he seen sparkles so beautiful he thought he could cry.
"Oh my god! YOOSU!" Jaejoong yelled happily and approached the two.
"Excuse me?" Yoochun voiced.
"Oh, I knew you guys would be together in the end! The YooSu love always prevails!" Jaejoong said happily.
"What on earth are you talking about?" Junsu asked.
"Oh, don't play stupid again Junsu, you'll break Yoochun's poor little heart again."
"What?!"
Jaejoong sighed happily, "I know you guys will love each other and live happily together and have tons of gay sex when no ones around." He said with a bright smile before skipping off out of the kitchen and leaving a baffled YooSu, and traumatized Changmin behind.
"Uh, Chunnie?"
"Yeah Su?"
"Did you tell Jaejoong about us?"
"No Su."
"Then how did he know?"
"I have no clue."
~*~
"LA~LA~LA~LA" *gasp* Jaejoong froze suddenly in mid-skip when he noticed Yunho sitting on the couch reading a newspaper. Chills ran up and down his spine when he saw him, Jaejoong scowled.
"YOU BASTARD!"
"What?"
"Don't play innocent with me you asshole."
"Jae, what the hell are you talking about?"
"You tried to kill me!" Jaejoong said as he made his way around the couch to look at Yunho directly. "You torture me with those sick experiments. Then use me as your little sex slave. And then you have the nerve to try to kill me? HOW DARE YOU? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!"
Yunho blinked at him a few times before sighing. "Jae, were you reading one of those YunJae fan fictions again?
"No!" Jaejoong yelled, "…it was a JaeChul…"
"JaeChul? As in you and… Heechul?"
"Yeah…"
"That was random."
"That was HOT."
"What?"
"Nothing… anyways, YOU BASTARD!"
"Jaejoong, You realize it was just a story right? None of that ever happened."
Jaejoong stared at him a moment before muttering a low "bastard…." And walking away. "I'm going to call Heechul now and ask him to marry me." He yelled back.
Yunho sighed, Okay, Jaejoong is never allowed to use the computer again....
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A/N: Sorry for the randomness of this~! I had to post something, I was very upset because I started to write the next part of Artificial Intelligence on Word, and I was on a roll! And then all the sudden my computer froze, and everything CLOSED!!! DX And I didn't save anything... :( so I'll have to rewrite it, and will be delayed a few more days... SORRY! Well I hope this random crack can tide you ove until then. Anyhoo... comments are LOVED~!!!