So... There's This Guy, Right?
Title: So... There's This Guy, Right?
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, humor?
Pairing: You'll see, it's pretty obvious
Summary: Junsu needs someone to talk to. But the other members wern't much help.
"This totally sucks." Junsu sighed as he sulked to himself alone in his room. He's been thinking about this for a while now, and he needed to talk to someone about it. He needed someone to talk or else he thought his head would explode, and that didn't sound all to pleasant to him. Besides, Jaejoong would totally kill him if his head guts made a mess.
'But who should I talk too?' Junsu thought, stroking his chin thoughtfully in intense concentration. The first person that came to mind was Changmin. "Of course!" Junsu shouted jumping from his bed and punching the air in success. 'And they say I'm not too smart.' Changmin was smart, he could help him with his problem…made sense right?
'On a smartness scale from 1 to 10, Changmin's about a 9.5.' Junsu thought, even though he knew he was about an 11 at least, but he wasn't about to admit that. 'On a consideration scale from 1 to 10, I guess he's about a 7. So that's still pretty good right? Now for his listening scale…' Junsu began to think. Changmin wasn't known to be a very good listener sometimes, but a two on the scale still wasn't that bad, he'd give it a try anyway.
He found Changmin sitting in the living room. His head buried in a book as his black rimmed glasses hug almost precariously at the end of his nose. 'Aw, he's so cute… when he's not beating me.' Junsu thought at he stepped towards the younger man.
"Uh, Changmin-ah?" Junsu called, taking a few steps closer to him.
"Mm?" Was the only reply from the younger lad, his eyes not even lifting from the book.
"Can I talk to you about something?" He asked absently twiddling his fingers. Changmin still didn't look up but was met with another "Mm," from the younger man. Junsu wasn't sure if the was a 'yes' or if he was just trying to clear his throat. He decided to go with the latter. But he sat on the chair across from him anyway and proceed spilling out his guts… in a non-gross kind of way.
"Okay, so there's this guy right?" Junsu began, then looked to Changmin to see if he was listening. He was met with another "Mm," Junsu sighed and continued anyway. "Well I really like him I guess. I want to tell him but he's kind of been ignoring me lately… I don't really know what to do, should I be forceful with him? I don't really want to scare him away, he's kind of sensitive you know. I wanted to talk to him today but… but then the aliens came and started to dance a jig on a giant cupcake and demanded we give them all our purple hotdogs!"
"Oh, that's nice Su."
"YOUR NOT LISTENING MIN!"
"Um… yes I was."
"No you weren't you liar! What did I just say then?"
Changmin paused for a second, "Something about hot dogs?"
Junsu sighed, 'Figures the only word he would picked up was hotdogs.' Junsu thought as he stood from his seat. 'So I guess talking to Min wasn't such a great plan, change his consideration scale to 1.'
"Thanks for listening Min." Junsu said sarcastically as he walked away.
"Anytime Hyung!" Changmin called back, "And if your making hotdogs, I want four!"
Junsu's next plan of action was to talk to Jaejoong. He was the eldest in the group, so that means he's had experience right? It totally makes sense. 'Why didn't I think of him before? Stupid Junsu!' He thought as he smacked his self in the head. 'Okay, on the smartness scale, Jaejoong's about a… 4.5. But on the consideration scale he's definitely a 10, and listening, about a 8.5. So that's better odds I had with Changmin.' Junsu thought to himself as he smiled at his genius once more. Of course Jaejoong could help him!
Junsu found Jaejoong (where else?) in the kitchen washing dishes. His face contorted into a mask of concentration as he scrubbed each dish clean. Junsu didn't really want to bother him since he looked so… into it. But he really needed some advice. He approached Jaejoong slowly.
"Hey, Jaejoong?" Junsu called loud enough to be heard over the sound of running water and clattering dishes. Jaejoong stopped what he was doing for a moment and looked at Junsu.
"Oh, hey Junsu. What's up?" He asked before turning his attention to the dishes once more.
"Can I talk to you about something?" Junsu asked nervously. Jaejoong nodded, "Of course, take a seat." Jaejoong replied as he continued to wash the dishes. Junsu nodded and took a seat at the kitchen table and began to explain.
"So There's this guy right?" Junsu began. Jaejoong nodded, "Uh-huh, I'm listening." He said, not taking his eyes away from the sink. Junsu smiled and continued. "Well I think I really like him, and I really want to tell him. But it's kind of hard to do so since he's been kind of ignoring me lately…" Junsu trailed off slowly. Jaejoong had finished up the rest of the dishes and turned to Junsu, his back against the sink and his arms crossed over hi chest.
"He's been ignoring you?"
Junsu nodded, "Yeah, sort of I guess… Well he's no ignoring me, he just doesn't talk to me as much.
"Oh I see…" Jaejoong began as he stared at the floor a moment. "Don't you just hate it when people ignore you? I mean it's so annoying! Changmin does that to me all the time! He's such and insolent little boy sometimes. Yunho ignores me too! I know he's supposed to be the leader and everything, but I am the oldest aren’t I? Don't you think I deserve a little more respect around! I cook, I clean for you people. Is it too much to ask that someone pay attention to me sometime? I mean come on, seriously…" Jaejoong continued his motherly rant for what about seems like hours. All Junsu could do was nod absently until he was finally finished.
"And then he had the nerve to ask me to cook him dinner! Do you believe that Junsu?" Jaejoong said. Junsu nodded, his mouth slightly parted.
"Well… thanks for the pep talk." Junsu said as he stood from the kitchen table. "It really helped a lot."
"No problem Su. Anytime you need to talk I'm here for you."
Junsu smiled awkwardly. "Yeah, thanks." 'Scratch that… he's a 2 on the listening scale on account of his ADD.'
Junsu's next hope was Yunho. It all made sense really, Yunho was kind, considerate, and understanding. Junsu had no idea why he didn't just go to him in the first place. 'You know… I'm really starting to think I'm not to smart.' Junsu thought as he made his way to Yunho's room. 'Nah… That can't be right, I'm Junsu.'
Junsu knocked on the door and awaited Yunho's reply. Junsu pushed open the door and looked down at Yunho who sat on his bed, his laptop on his lap. He looked busy, but Junsu really needed some good advice from his leader.
"Yunho can I talk to you?"
"Of course, what's up?" Yunho said as he removed the laptop from his lap and placed and beside him giving Junsu his undivided attention.
"Okay, so there's this guy right?"
"Yoochun?"
"Wha-- How'd you know?"
"I… eh, who else would it--never mind, please continue."
"Okay so anyways I really like him, and I want to tell him, but I'm nervous of what his response would be. And it doesn't help that he has been ignoring me lately." Junsu finished with a pout.
Yunho stared at him a minute, his head tilted to the side as if he was trying to read him. Junsu shifted uncomfortably in his spot.
"Uh… Su?" Yunho asked.
"Huh?" Junsu replied innocently. Yunho just shook his head and sighed. "I think you should just go and tell him Su. You'll never know who he feels unless you tell him. And besides, I'm about 101% sure he feels the same."
"How do you know?"
"I just have a REALLY good feeling." Yunho says.
Junsu's face lit up with a bright smile, and wrapped his arms around the latter's neck in a big hug. "Thanks Yunho! I knew I should have talked to you first."
"Yeah, no problem Su." Yunho said as he watched Junsu bounce happily out the door. He sighed, 'I really should have his head checked…'
Junsu paced back and forth in front of Yoochun's door thinking deeply about what Yunho had told him. He was right, he would never know how he felt unless he told Yoochun first. He took a deep breath before knocking on the door gently. 'Kim Junsu… FIGHTING!'
"Yeah, come in." Junsu heard the voice from inside and did as he was told.
"Ah, Chunnie?"
"Yeah, what is it Su?" Yoochun asked, not taking his eyes away from the music sheet in front of him.
"Can I tell you something." He asked nervously, fidgeting with the hem of his shirt.
"I don't see why not." Yoochun replied, he still didn't look up at him. Junsu took a deep breath and then sighed.
"I LOVE YOU CHUNNIE!" He suddenly blurted out.
"I love you too, Su."
"No, I really, really, really love you!" Junsu tired to explain.
"I know, I really, really, really love you too Junsu." Yoochun replied.
"Really, you really do feel the same?" Junsu asked happily. Yoochun finally looked up at him with a quizzical look on his face. Junsu was still smiling as if he won the lottery.
"Su?"
"Yeah?"
"Did you forget we were together again?"
"…"
"…"
"…no."
Yoochun sighed with a smile on his face and stood up from his seat. "Yes you did." He smiled as he wrapped his arms around Junsu's waist. Junsu blushed and looked down at his feet. "No I didn't. I just wanted to--you know-- confirm it." Junsu said as he bit his lip nervously, still not being able to look him in the eyes.
"You are so cute." Yoochun said as he lifted Junsu's head and looked him in the eyes. He was still blushing.
"Don't call me cu--" Junsu's complaint stopped immediately when Yoochun pressed him lips toward his in a tender kiss.
"Are you happy now?" Yoochun asked with a smirk on his face.
"Y-yeah…" Junsu replied, still in a little bit of a daze.
"Good, now sit here and be a good boy while I finish this up." Yoochun said, and gestured to his bed. "We can confirm our relationship more later." He smiled sleazily.
Junsu did as he was told immediately. 'I knew we were together all along.'
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A/N: Wow, this fails all types of fail. I wrote it a long time ago but never posted it because one, my LJ kept messing the font up. and two, I didn't really like it. I decieded to post it anyways cause I feel wierd not posting anything new in a while. But I'm currently working on some really good stuff, believe me! Well comments are lovely~!!!!
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, humor?
Pairing: You'll see, it's pretty obvious
Summary: Junsu needs someone to talk to. But the other members wern't much help.
"This totally sucks." Junsu sighed as he sulked to himself alone in his room. He's been thinking about this for a while now, and he needed to talk to someone about it. He needed someone to talk or else he thought his head would explode, and that didn't sound all to pleasant to him. Besides, Jaejoong would totally kill him if his head guts made a mess.
'But who should I talk too?' Junsu thought, stroking his chin thoughtfully in intense concentration. The first person that came to mind was Changmin. "Of course!" Junsu shouted jumping from his bed and punching the air in success. 'And they say I'm not too smart.' Changmin was smart, he could help him with his problem…made sense right?
'On a smartness scale from 1 to 10, Changmin's about a 9.5.' Junsu thought, even though he knew he was about an 11 at least, but he wasn't about to admit that. 'On a consideration scale from 1 to 10, I guess he's about a 7. So that's still pretty good right? Now for his listening scale…' Junsu began to think. Changmin wasn't known to be a very good listener sometimes, but a two on the scale still wasn't that bad, he'd give it a try anyway.
He found Changmin sitting in the living room. His head buried in a book as his black rimmed glasses hug almost precariously at the end of his nose. 'Aw, he's so cute… when he's not beating me.' Junsu thought at he stepped towards the younger man.
"Uh, Changmin-ah?" Junsu called, taking a few steps closer to him.
"Mm?" Was the only reply from the younger lad, his eyes not even lifting from the book.
"Can I talk to you about something?" He asked absently twiddling his fingers. Changmin still didn't look up but was met with another "Mm," from the younger man. Junsu wasn't sure if the was a 'yes' or if he was just trying to clear his throat. He decided to go with the latter. But he sat on the chair across from him anyway and proceed spilling out his guts… in a non-gross kind of way.
"Okay, so there's this guy right?" Junsu began, then looked to Changmin to see if he was listening. He was met with another "Mm," Junsu sighed and continued anyway. "Well I really like him I guess. I want to tell him but he's kind of been ignoring me lately… I don't really know what to do, should I be forceful with him? I don't really want to scare him away, he's kind of sensitive you know. I wanted to talk to him today but… but then the aliens came and started to dance a jig on a giant cupcake and demanded we give them all our purple hotdogs!"
"Oh, that's nice Su."
"YOUR NOT LISTENING MIN!"
"Um… yes I was."
"No you weren't you liar! What did I just say then?"
Changmin paused for a second, "Something about hot dogs?"
Junsu sighed, 'Figures the only word he would picked up was hotdogs.' Junsu thought as he stood from his seat. 'So I guess talking to Min wasn't such a great plan, change his consideration scale to 1.'
"Thanks for listening Min." Junsu said sarcastically as he walked away.
"Anytime Hyung!" Changmin called back, "And if your making hotdogs, I want four!"
Junsu's next plan of action was to talk to Jaejoong. He was the eldest in the group, so that means he's had experience right? It totally makes sense. 'Why didn't I think of him before? Stupid Junsu!' He thought as he smacked his self in the head. 'Okay, on the smartness scale, Jaejoong's about a… 4.5. But on the consideration scale he's definitely a 10, and listening, about a 8.5. So that's better odds I had with Changmin.' Junsu thought to himself as he smiled at his genius once more. Of course Jaejoong could help him!
Junsu found Jaejoong (where else?) in the kitchen washing dishes. His face contorted into a mask of concentration as he scrubbed each dish clean. Junsu didn't really want to bother him since he looked so… into it. But he really needed some advice. He approached Jaejoong slowly.
"Hey, Jaejoong?" Junsu called loud enough to be heard over the sound of running water and clattering dishes. Jaejoong stopped what he was doing for a moment and looked at Junsu.
"Oh, hey Junsu. What's up?" He asked before turning his attention to the dishes once more.
"Can I talk to you about something?" Junsu asked nervously. Jaejoong nodded, "Of course, take a seat." Jaejoong replied as he continued to wash the dishes. Junsu nodded and took a seat at the kitchen table and began to explain.
"So There's this guy right?" Junsu began. Jaejoong nodded, "Uh-huh, I'm listening." He said, not taking his eyes away from the sink. Junsu smiled and continued. "Well I think I really like him, and I really want to tell him. But it's kind of hard to do so since he's been kind of ignoring me lately…" Junsu trailed off slowly. Jaejoong had finished up the rest of the dishes and turned to Junsu, his back against the sink and his arms crossed over hi chest.
"He's been ignoring you?"
Junsu nodded, "Yeah, sort of I guess… Well he's no ignoring me, he just doesn't talk to me as much.
"Oh I see…" Jaejoong began as he stared at the floor a moment. "Don't you just hate it when people ignore you? I mean it's so annoying! Changmin does that to me all the time! He's such and insolent little boy sometimes. Yunho ignores me too! I know he's supposed to be the leader and everything, but I am the oldest aren’t I? Don't you think I deserve a little more respect around! I cook, I clean for you people. Is it too much to ask that someone pay attention to me sometime? I mean come on, seriously…" Jaejoong continued his motherly rant for what about seems like hours. All Junsu could do was nod absently until he was finally finished.
"And then he had the nerve to ask me to cook him dinner! Do you believe that Junsu?" Jaejoong said. Junsu nodded, his mouth slightly parted.
"Well… thanks for the pep talk." Junsu said as he stood from the kitchen table. "It really helped a lot."
"No problem Su. Anytime you need to talk I'm here for you."
Junsu smiled awkwardly. "Yeah, thanks." 'Scratch that… he's a 2 on the listening scale on account of his ADD.'
Junsu's next hope was Yunho. It all made sense really, Yunho was kind, considerate, and understanding. Junsu had no idea why he didn't just go to him in the first place. 'You know… I'm really starting to think I'm not to smart.' Junsu thought as he made his way to Yunho's room. 'Nah… That can't be right, I'm Junsu.'
Junsu knocked on the door and awaited Yunho's reply. Junsu pushed open the door and looked down at Yunho who sat on his bed, his laptop on his lap. He looked busy, but Junsu really needed some good advice from his leader.
"Yunho can I talk to you?"
"Of course, what's up?" Yunho said as he removed the laptop from his lap and placed and beside him giving Junsu his undivided attention.
"Okay, so there's this guy right?"
"Yoochun?"
"Wha-- How'd you know?"
"I… eh, who else would it--never mind, please continue."
"Okay so anyways I really like him, and I want to tell him, but I'm nervous of what his response would be. And it doesn't help that he has been ignoring me lately." Junsu finished with a pout.
Yunho stared at him a minute, his head tilted to the side as if he was trying to read him. Junsu shifted uncomfortably in his spot.
"Uh… Su?" Yunho asked.
"Huh?" Junsu replied innocently. Yunho just shook his head and sighed. "I think you should just go and tell him Su. You'll never know who he feels unless you tell him. And besides, I'm about 101% sure he feels the same."
"How do you know?"
"I just have a REALLY good feeling." Yunho says.
Junsu's face lit up with a bright smile, and wrapped his arms around the latter's neck in a big hug. "Thanks Yunho! I knew I should have talked to you first."
"Yeah, no problem Su." Yunho said as he watched Junsu bounce happily out the door. He sighed, 'I really should have his head checked…'
Junsu paced back and forth in front of Yoochun's door thinking deeply about what Yunho had told him. He was right, he would never know how he felt unless he told Yoochun first. He took a deep breath before knocking on the door gently. 'Kim Junsu… FIGHTING!'
"Yeah, come in." Junsu heard the voice from inside and did as he was told.
"Ah, Chunnie?"
"Yeah, what is it Su?" Yoochun asked, not taking his eyes away from the music sheet in front of him.
"Can I tell you something." He asked nervously, fidgeting with the hem of his shirt.
"I don't see why not." Yoochun replied, he still didn't look up at him. Junsu took a deep breath and then sighed.
"I LOVE YOU CHUNNIE!" He suddenly blurted out.
"I love you too, Su."
"No, I really, really, really love you!" Junsu tired to explain.
"I know, I really, really, really love you too Junsu." Yoochun replied.
"Really, you really do feel the same?" Junsu asked happily. Yoochun finally looked up at him with a quizzical look on his face. Junsu was still smiling as if he won the lottery.
"Su?"
"Yeah?"
"Did you forget we were together again?"
"…"
"…"
"…no."
Yoochun sighed with a smile on his face and stood up from his seat. "Yes you did." He smiled as he wrapped his arms around Junsu's waist. Junsu blushed and looked down at his feet. "No I didn't. I just wanted to--you know-- confirm it." Junsu said as he bit his lip nervously, still not being able to look him in the eyes.
"You are so cute." Yoochun said as he lifted Junsu's head and looked him in the eyes. He was still blushing.
"Don't call me cu--" Junsu's complaint stopped immediately when Yoochun pressed him lips toward his in a tender kiss.
"Are you happy now?" Yoochun asked with a smirk on his face.
"Y-yeah…" Junsu replied, still in a little bit of a daze.
"Good, now sit here and be a good boy while I finish this up." Yoochun said, and gestured to his bed. "We can confirm our relationship more later." He smiled sleazily.
Junsu did as he was told immediately. 'I knew we were together all along.'
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A/N: Wow, this fails all types of fail. I wrote it a long time ago but never posted it because one, my LJ kept messing the font up. and two, I didn't really like it. I decieded to post it anyways cause I feel wierd not posting anything new in a while. But I'm currently working on some really good stuff, believe me! Well comments are lovely~!!!!