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"its kind of cool to like to weird al. its cool in the same way that its kind of cool if your girlfriend plays with your butt, only a little bit. but you dont tell the guys ( Read more... )

so everytime we have our monthly all staff meeting, i come out of it very frustrated and angry. mostly because i truly believe that if i had a genie and some wishes, one of them would be that i could tell caryn moore to go fuck herself for being a hypocritical peice of shit ( Read more... )

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chloe, speaking about her window.

cityobscura: it only opens like 6 inches
mrs mumper: kind of like my cunt
cityobscura: yeah
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how am i supposed to breathe? i try to relax. i touch your still frame. so i can watch you closer and study the ways i believe i belong to you. im sorry. i scratch at your waist line, your doll hair. i dig up the thought of how your eyes glow. so i make you my religion, my collision, my escape goat. so have i found your secret weak spot, baby? can ( Read more... )

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last night, i was sitting at my computer, enjoying a bowl of cereal. and all of a sudden, i crashed forward onto the desk, smashing my face on the corner of the keyboard tray. you know youre fat when you break chairs. hhahaahahha. after getting up off the floor, i started laughing my ass off cus for about 2 seconds, i thought that matthew had ( Read more... )

martha stuart like. really gives me the creeps. shes like, dead inside. i think shes a robot or something. i dont like to look at her for too long, im afraid im going to turn to stone.

ive also decided that i want to be Grace Under Fire when i have kids. haha. i love this show.

World Trade Center was fucking intense. I dont think i ever want to see ( Read more... )