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[mrs_billy_joel]

My sister, drunk at 8:18 this morning: (as an old episode of Care Bears plays in the background) I don't know why I'm always friends with such shitty people, I mean... I think I just put my money in all the wrong, um... chicken eggs..

My mother: (shouting) TORY DO YOU WANT ANY OF MY SKIRTS?
Me: Sure.
My mother: WHADDYA MEAN, SURE!
Me: ..What?

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[woahdmo]

does this mean you're in LKlaANND?

let's hangggggggg!