My head feels like straight-up shit. Shall I invest in hammers and walnuts or should I buy wheat gloves?

Today I drank alot of sunkist.

The book is rather good, you* should read it.

*That's a theoretical "you"

Long ago in the dense wood of Kinslingtownship, a community of oddly developed animals lived in their highly personified forest. There was Dan-babie( the womanizing Hare who dubbed himself mayor), Sally ( the beautiful Robin who was loved by all), Jeff ( the hard working alligator), and a large number of less important peasant like creatures who ( Read more... )

So I finally finished Insomnia. Pretty damn good near the end, of course, the first half took about 3 years to read due to its incredibly slow pace. I'll have to say, Phish is one of those bands that makes you really want to be bouncy. When I say bouncy I don't actually mean "bouncing" but your attitude gets more bouncy and happy. I get the same ( Read more... )

So I've been sick lately. When I get sick I tend to get rather sleepy, especially if the sickness I have doesn't allow me to get a proper nights sleep. I was noticing, like I have many times before, that long naps in the middle of the day make my memory act all funny. I know there are many others who have the same responce to mid-day naps, actually ( Read more... )

What's the point of body hair? I understand that animals have a nice insulation deal with theirs, and that at some point homo-sapien's ancestors may have had a similar deal to that of the animal fur, but humans as they stand today don't need it. Even when we didn't use very much clothing in the olden days, and even if we had a little more hair on ( Read more... )

Dear journal,

This is idiocy.

Love,
me

My cats, I must say, have grown incredibly obese. The older one is naturally fat and also naturally hairy, so he looks much more fat then he really is. That isn't to say he's not morbidly obese, because he is. The younger one we found on the street. We thought she was pregnant....no,we discovered she was just very fat. That's when she was younger ( Read more... )