A brilliant idea

[mrs_clubber]

If I could somehow move everything and everyone I love in Canada here to Norway, that would be perfect. Mr. Clubber was very sweet on the phone the other day, he said "It's okay if you want to stay there until Christmas." to which I replied, of course, "Fuck no, I'm not staying here until Christmas, I can't be without you for that long." But I wish

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[dogofthefuture]

Well, if you take Murray away from Satan... well, obviously Murray will have you and perhaps hopefully your child(ren) to live for. But what will Satan have to live for if not the torture of his employees, huh? HUH? What will poor Satan do with nobody to bitch at?

Actually I kind of wish I had a videocamera to see what he would actually do without anybody to torture. It might be interesting.

[wraithgirl]

I would pay to see that video. This could be a whole new business venture. Something new for the rep theatres.

[seal_clubber]

Okay, so we'll invite everyone to Schlocktoberfest, see, and we'll give them food and drink, see, and then when they all wake up, they'll be in Norway listening to tapes intoing "Jeg heter Bente" over and over again.

It's foolproof, I tells ya! All we have to do is not somehow accidentally broadcast our intentions.

[mrs_clubber]

Great idea!