Oops..

[mrs_clubber]

We were driving out from my doctor's office, and they have pay parking, so you have to insert your ticket and wait for the little bar to rise so you can drive out onto the road. We were sitting there waiting, and then this guy comes walking up, right in the middle of the street, so I say, in my most polite* voice "And where are you going, fucktard

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[alivicwil]

We got Indian food home delivered the other night.

After the food arrived, my mum exclaimed, "Did you see that woman's tattoos? Why would you do something like that?"

My reply? "The door's still open!" The girl had turned away from the door, but would have heard every word.

[mrs_clubber]

Glad to hear it's not just me! :-D

[alivicwil]

HB has been known to say to me, "Honey, too loud!"

so, no. Not just you at all :D

[seal_clubber]

It was pretty awesome.

Better than singing out loud in an airplane, even.