hahaah i was going to post this in brutal honesty but then i realized that its not brutal at all. and i dont feel like getting a thousand comments of people telling me im retarded.
this is kind of
one of the best parts of my day is when i get to take a shit. and its not like i have any trouble doing so. one cigarette and a few sips of coffee and im running to the bathroom. for some reason, i find it SO satisfying to take a good poop.
sometimes, even if idont feel constipated or anything, ill come home from work and make a pot of coffee and get my cigarettes just cus i feel like itd be nice to take a dump. haha.
am i alone in this?