Shakespeare Skit Script

May 06, 2009 09:04

CHARACTERS

Ophelia: brown dress, flowers

Clerk: blazer, quill, paper

Ophelia enters the F.U.C.K.E.D. (Fictional Universe Complaint King’s English Division) offices.

Ophelia: I have a complaint to make, sir.

Clerk: (Bored) All complaints for the Shakespeare sub-committee should be written in iambic pentameter…(hands Ophelia paper) and ( Read more... )

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pearly_dreams May 6 2009, 23:31:47 UTC
*pause*

*sporfle*

Very entertaining!! Rather unsure of where the Hornblower connection is to be found but... still, quite entertaining!

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