and all the best deceptions and the clever cover story awards, go to you.

[mrs_orli_bloom]

today i'm just sitting there on my lunch..minding my own business. i get a text. it is from michael. it reads, "i've been thinking and i think i'm going to give you back your brand new tickets." .....i then reply, "well, okay. i still wanted to go with you, but if you want to be like that. can i ask you why you changed your mind?".....he then says

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[worldisending]

God, your post made me laugh like a crazy. we totally think the same way. I used to go to Denny's almost every time I worked with selected co-workers. It's why i got so fat. Fuck Mike, man. Seriously, I bought a knife and i can like, do pretty much anything you want with him. I mean, I won't kill him or anything, just severely hurt him and make him wish he wasn't born to be such an asshat. OMG BRANDfuckingNEW! Oh, and by the way, I'm stealing your icon because it's so damn genius. Love you!

[moose]

ew. don't go down that route. and you never called me back yesterdaaayy