nothing to report, clearly.

[mrs_ratbag]

there is a girl here who hawks loogies in the shower. i've heard her do it before, but i was in the stall right next to her this morning, so when she did it i was like "augh gross." it didn't really stop her.

there's a girl who looks like christian bale living in this dorm.

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[me2fat2gradu8]

I don't even under stand how a girl could look like Christian Bale. If I did I would be forced to make out with myself.

[mrs_ratbag]

no, i didn't say you looked like christian bale. a girl here does. geez.

[me2fat2gradu8]

Durr, I know. I was imagining what it would be like to be that girl. I imagined there would be sexy consequences. IT WAS PURELY A HYPOTHETICAL EXERCISE.