First of all, Mrs Spielberg, I must commend you on coming out and saying it like this. It takes quite a lot of courage to stand up to someone as intimidating as myself, surely.
But in my own defense, I'm afraid I must inform you that I haven't stolen your husband. In fact I'm in quite a happy relationship as it is with someone whose name I'm unwilling to drop for fear of your denouncing them, as well. I can say with confidence that I have much too much class to ever go around pulling Elizabeth Hurleys. Not out of respect for you, of course, but I know what a broken family can do to a child. Or six, since apparently your uterus just keeps going and going.
I suggest you take it up with your husband if you think he's going to dump you like a load of three-day-old shrimp. And for everything else, lady, you wouldn't be able to spot a good movie if it bit you in your Texan ass. I seriously doubt I've ever stolen a movie from the likes of you.
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But in my own defense, I'm afraid I must inform you that I haven't stolen your husband. In fact I'm in quite a happy relationship as it is with someone whose name I'm unwilling to drop for fear of your denouncing them, as well. I can say with confidence that I have much too much class to ever go around pulling Elizabeth Hurleys. Not out of respect for you, of course, but I know what a broken family can do to a child. Or six, since apparently your uterus just keeps going and going.
I suggest you take it up with your husband if you think he's going to dump you like a load of three-day-old shrimp. And for everything else, lady, you wouldn't be able to spot a good movie if it bit you in your Texan ass. I seriously doubt I've ever stolen a movie from the likes of you.
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