Fuck.

[mrs_talerico]

My mum has been in the hospital all day. I don't know why, as nobody ever tells me anything. All I know is she's been sick lately, had some doctors appointments and then today my Grandma leaves the house saying, "I have to go visit your mother in the hospital

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[discobloodbath6]

Aw, I'd come hang out with you if I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED!
...And if you liked me.

I hope your mom is okay, because I'll be lonely without her... V_V

Don't feel bad about the job. You're better off. You can work for my mom. I don't know where she works, but she said you could give her a hand...

[mrs_talerico]

I live on a road that's near your corner. Just a block or two over. When you're finished hooking you should come find me. ;)
And of course I like you. Well, I like your mum, and you're a decent substitute.

She's good now - drowsy from drugs (just the way you like her), but good.

And yeah - McDonald's probably wouldn't be the best place for a vegetarian to work anyway. Much better to work for your mum, really. At least when I'm working for your mum I get to be naked.

[discobloodbath6]

My pimp would beat me if I left my corner, besides, I'm a corner-ho, not a dial-a-slut. No ankle-express for me; *you* have to come find me, jeez.

Oooh, I hope they gave her Vicodin. She always pretends she's sleeping after she's had some of those. She's a great actor, by the way. It's almost like she's really sleeping while I'm fucking her senseless.

I don't see why a vegetarian couldn't work there, I mean... it's not like the hamburgers are made of meat or anything. Wait... do foreskins and aborted fetuses count as meat?

Speaking of abortions, tell your mom she has nothing to worry about. 'Twas just a little scare.

[mrs_talerico]

Christ - you're so demanding. All I want is sex - do I really have to *walk* to get it?! ... What is this world coming to?

Ya know, sometimes she *is* sleeping. Not that she minds, though. Takes some of the pressure off her ..

And I'm pretty sure fetuses count as meat. Foreskins, however, count as a meat substitute, like soy and peanut butter.

And alright, I'll pass the message along. She'll be glad.

[madame_hawkins]

Wow you two are crazy. anyways beth you didn't miss much last night i think i only stayed until 12 so yeah i don't know what happened after that. YOUR MOMS ALIVE! but is she real...don't ask is she okay? thats a better question and how long are you grounded for? ugh call me!

[mrs_talerico]

Yes she's alright, yes we're crazy, and I don't think I'm grounded any longer. Thank God.

[benvolio87]

Woah, I didn't even know your mom was sick! I'm glad she's ok, though.

I know taht feeling. I believe it's called stir crazinesss.. I lived my summer with that feeling. lol

Beth... would you REALLY want to work at McDonald's, anyway?

[mrs_talerico]

Yeah, I wasn't too sure that my mum was sick, either. As I said - nobody ever tells me anything.

Hah - I've been living my ENTIRE LIFE with stir-craziness. Thus the need to escape from this pit of darkness some call Peterborough.

And no, I wouldn't really. But a job's a job, ya know. And hooking just isn't covering all the bills anymore.