1. You feel like a rich man while surrounded by drunk, dancing girls. 2. "Milo's Night Out" - Prozzak. Because you like the way I bounce, bounce. 3. Raspberry, because it's my mum's favourite. 4. The light wasn't glinting off his bald head .. well, not THAT head, anyway .. 5. A while ago, Megan kept telling me these stories about Lenny and Teri, and I thought they were two seperate people .. 6. Crabs, because they're always in my mum's crotch. 7. If you had to choose between sex with my mum, or sex between two pretty boys, which would you choose?
1. You seduced me into Anne Rice. You did that to a lot of people. 2. Anything by KISS, because you used to love them. 3. Screw the jello - we'll wrestle in KY Jelly. 4. "She kicked me in the vagina bone!!" 5. Sitting in that stupid little kid's climber during break after lunch, that we called the "Tea Room", or something, and not letting Megan and Devon in because we were mean like that.. 6. A bat. And not only because of the night time and stuff, but also the echolocation, having a different way to navigate through life. 7. What did you really think of the "vagina bone" incident?
The vagina bone incident? Even then I thought it was funny in a stupey sort of way. At the time, however, I felt some sort of obligation to be loyal to Jenn, regardless of how stupey she was being, as she'd been my friend longer than you had. Nowadays, it's just funny.
1. You can only wink with one eye! 2. Dogma, because you were one of my first Kevin Smith buddies (and we were SO into him WAY before everyone else way), and because you go to Youth Group. Hah. 3. Lemon, because you're (usually) cheery like sunshine dust. 4. "I can't see the sun! I must be colourblind!!" 5. Miranda Mabbee and the "I Hate Bethany Club". The Peterborough chapter, anyway .. 6. A chipmunk. 'Cause you're small and usually eating.. 7. Do you still resent me for the big-ass bitch that I was years ago?
A chipmunk. 'Cause you're small and usually eating..... LMAO.. it's so true.
No, I don't still resent you. I'd resent you if you were still the biigass bitch, or if I you treated me like crap, but you treat me well, so I don't resent you. lol
This is getting harder and harder to do, ya know ..
1. You always take the same photo of yourself when you have your camera out. The "HMMM!" face. 2. "Wild Eyes". Hahahahahahahaha. 3. Lime, 'cause we both love green so much and would look HAWT wrestling in it. 4. "If the head hunter won't do it, the ninja'll just have to kill them with their own shoes .. " 5. Science class. You were always leaning over to talk to me and Scarlett, and I thought for the first few days that maybe Scarlett knew you, until I asked her and she said, "No, I don't know who the fuck she is." 6. Bart Simpson. That'll suffice, eh? 7. If you had to choose between the lesser of two evils, which would you pick - meeting an alien face to face, or never associating with males again. NEVER. At all.
First of all, the monkey's name is George. My penis's name is Hank.
1. You really can make a penis out of anything. 2. "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" -- The Bloodhound Gang. Do you really need to know why? 3. Cherry, 'cause cherries are kinky. 4. "Why do I always have to have sex with the monkey?!?" 5. Randomly seeing you in the hall with Jess, when Amy and I first became friends .. I thought you were shy, for some reason .. 6. A parrot. I dont' know why - 'cause you're colourful, like the rainbow! 7. ... what fun things are you going to do to me now? ;)
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2. "Milo's Night Out" - Prozzak. Because you like the way I bounce, bounce.
3. Raspberry, because it's my mum's favourite.
4. The light wasn't glinting off his bald head .. well, not THAT head, anyway ..
5. A while ago, Megan kept telling me these stories about Lenny and Teri, and I thought they were two seperate people ..
6. Crabs, because they're always in my mum's crotch.
7. If you had to choose between sex with my mum, or sex between two pretty boys, which would you choose?
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2. Anything by KISS, because you used to love them.
3. Screw the jello - we'll wrestle in KY Jelly.
4. "She kicked me in the vagina bone!!"
5. Sitting in that stupid little kid's climber during break after lunch, that we called the "Tea Room", or something, and not letting Megan and Devon in because we were mean like that..
6. A bat. And not only because of the night time and stuff, but also the echolocation, having a different way to navigate through life.
7. What did you really think of the "vagina bone" incident?
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PS. What are we, pioneers?!... LMAO.. that made me laugh really hard! Why arne't you respoonding to my email??? Huh??? geez...
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1. You can only wink with one eye!
2. Dogma, because you were one of my first Kevin Smith buddies (and we were SO into him WAY before everyone else way), and because you go to Youth Group. Hah.
3. Lemon, because you're (usually) cheery like sunshine dust.
4. "I can't see the sun! I must be colourblind!!"
5. Miranda Mabbee and the "I Hate Bethany Club". The Peterborough chapter, anyway ..
6. A chipmunk. 'Cause you're small and usually eating..
7. Do you still resent me for the big-ass bitch that I was years ago?
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No, I don't still resent you. I'd resent you if you were still the biigass bitch, or if I you treated me like crap, but you treat me well, so I don't resent you. lol
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1. You always take the same photo of yourself when you have your camera out. The "HMMM!" face.
2. "Wild Eyes". Hahahahahahahaha.
3. Lime, 'cause we both love green so much and would look HAWT wrestling in it.
4. "If the head hunter won't do it, the ninja'll just have to kill them with their own shoes .. "
5. Science class. You were always leaning over to talk to me and Scarlett, and I thought for the first few days that maybe Scarlett knew you, until I asked her and she said, "No, I don't know who the fuck she is."
6. Bart Simpson. That'll suffice, eh?
7. If you had to choose between the lesser of two evils, which would you pick - meeting an alien face to face, or never associating with males again. NEVER. At all.
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1. You really can make a penis out of anything.
2. "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" -- The Bloodhound Gang. Do you really need to know why?
3. Cherry, 'cause cherries are kinky.
4. "Why do I always have to have sex with the monkey?!?"
5. Randomly seeing you in the hall with Jess, when Amy and I first became friends .. I thought you were shy, for some reason ..
6. A parrot. I dont' know why - 'cause you're colourful, like the rainbow!
7. ... what fun things are you going to do to me now? ;)
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