Bandages .. in mah pants!

[mrs_talerico]

So, I've spent a lot of time reassessing my life lately. Well, not so much. Just realizing what makes me happy, and what I don't need in order to be happy. Such as alchohol! Alchohol will not solve your problems! It'll just make you vomit all over the place, and say really, really stupid things that you weren't supposed to say

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[discobloodbath6]

Since you drank all of your hot chocolate, and I have a family-size, 1.8kg can of it, I could bring you some! It'll make up for the time I was going to bring you some brownies, but my 9 year old sister and her friend ate them all in an hour.

I'll take pictures of some pretty trees and send them to you. I have lots sexy ones around my house. There's this one tree that's so cool, it makes me wish I was a squirrel, so I could store my big nuts in its sappy knot.

Oh, and sorry about Mr B splooging all over your pants... I think he might have an infection though, because it's starting to turn from fuschia to pink. Or... maybe his original infection is clearing up... *shrug* Who know.

P.S. The only time boys aren't bothersome, is when they're fucking eachother, which is the way it should be. *nods matter-of-factly*

[madame_hawkins]

Bethany Williams i'll make my dad pick up hot chocolate for friday! i'm glad you have found things to be happy about! lol i should but right now i just don't feel like looking for happiness. Stupid fucking ass boys telling you one thing then telling other peopl completely different things! i'm done with them including nelson. will you be my common-law?

[mrs_talerico]

I would love to be your common-law, darling. Absolutely love to.

[madame_hawkins]

Thanks beth lol i need a good wife...can you cook?