Voicemail

[mrs_tate]

"Hello, you've reached Jessica Tate's voicemail, but unfortunately I'm not here and OwwwwOww AHH!!!... oh dear... sorry, I just spilt tea on my leg, anyway! So! Just leave a message and I'll be happy to get back to you as soon as possible. Tata."

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Crowley Phone Hijinks

[notstakedyet]

Thinking he is replying to this Angel leaves the following message:

"It's Angel. Did we have an agreement that I was going to bring whipped cream? Because I don't remember and, uh, if this is related to what happened with me a few weeks ago I think maybe I better decline."

[chasingangela]

"Hi. It's Angela. We talked on the tour yesterday?

I'm not sure what Marty did to annoy you, but ... please come find me. I'm sure it's some wacky misunderstanding.

And if it isn't? I'll help you and Syd kick his ass."

[leeadama]

From here

Gods, woman, your bra is in my room. Why on earth did you call Parker about it?

Because Of Crowley, This Goes Everywhere

[sensethevisions]

"Hi, this is Phoebe, welcoming you to Fandom High. I know that you're probably freaked out about some of the chaos here and confused over what classes to take. This is where I lend a hand. I suggest taking Celtic Studies and Arthurian Traditions with Professor Camulus. He's a great guy and he knows everything there is to know about his field of teaching. Trust me, you won't regret it. Please register for his classes so he doesn't stuff me and mount me on the wall like a trophy?" There's a pause then she continues. "I'm really cute and very attached to breathing, so I'd appreciate it if you would register for his two classes. I promise it'll be a worthwhile adventure..."

Trying to call John

[can_be_more]

John? Why in the world are you asking Cameron for condoms? Don't you dare say because we need them. This had better be good.

*long pause*

Have you never heard of a store?