I am so confused!

Sep 20, 2005 20:59

I noticed that my pussy was fat the other day and decided to join WeightWatchers online. I selected the points plan. I get like 30 points a day to use for food. And each food item is some point value ( Read more... )

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jellykarma September 21 2005, 02:19:40 UTC
I had a friend do very well on that plan. Good luck.

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Did she have a fat Pussy too? mrsachinhead September 21 2005, 02:23:58 UTC
That seems to be my main issue ;)

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Re: Did she have a fat Pussy too? jellykarma September 21 2005, 02:27:45 UTC
Not sure I'll ask her. hehe

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Re: Did she have a fat Pussy too? mrsachinhead September 21 2005, 02:29:20 UTC
Ok.. I want to know exactly how many points she had and what she ate to loose those pesky pounds.

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el_jefe59 September 21 2005, 02:45:24 UTC
For example, doing laundry is 2 activity points, Sex is zero activity points.

Dammit! That is so unfair!

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mrsachinhead September 21 2005, 15:24:10 UTC
I know!

I am so bummed. I think I might go catch myself a spin cycle ;)

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el_jefe59 September 21 2005, 15:46:48 UTC
Hahahaha!

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tera00 September 21 2005, 12:43:06 UTC
good luck on it.

HOWEVER, I believe that rigorous sex should get you netted at least 8 points. I mean only a Dead Lay would get no exercise points.

Talk to you soon.

Always,
B

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mrsachinhead September 21 2005, 15:23:09 UTC
yes I know. For shame, for shame.

(Good to hear about Henry!)

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tera00 September 21 2005, 15:31:45 UTC
Thanks :D

and OH HENRY is right lol.

How is life with you???

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warrocketajax September 21 2005, 13:01:10 UTC
Ramen, or any pasta for that matter, is almost pure carbohydrate. Which marches directly to your ass and stages a military coup.

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warrocketajax September 23 2005, 07:15:49 UTC
Might as well be the first to say it.

Eight pounds? APIECE?!

Good lord, they must see you coming around the corner.

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yes.. It is true. mrsachinhead September 24 2005, 18:38:46 UTC
DDD cups are heavy!

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Re: yes.. It is true. warrocketajax September 24 2005, 18:53:06 UTC
Then you should get somebody to help you carry them.

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Re: yes.. It is true. mrsachinhead September 24 2005, 20:17:03 UTC
Well... hubby does a great job, but maybe I should take out an ad for when he is at work?

Boobie Holder NEEDED
Experience Necessary
Inquire Within

Or is that too trite?

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