happy cinco de mayo

[mrsconoroberst]

ohh, wow, i'm so drunk right now. i drank two beers, it's awesome! rob gave me some booze and i feel so good to be celebrating my heritage! cinco de mayo is a great holiday when mexico was freed from the jews. ohh glorious day, damn those jews! the jews killed my messiah, jesus cristo, fuck them and their delis! ponce de leon is a great man,

Comments

[anonymous]

ponce de leon is from spain and che guevera is from argentina. the only thing you got right is the part about the jews, stupidhead and im suprised you even got that part right. you probably even drank american beer. everybody knows you can only drink mixican beer like corona or miller light on cinco de mayo.

[emokid123]

i must agree with him there. you should have picked a great mexian like pancho villa. go back to the first grade...oh, i'm just kidding, i love you for your feelings.

jesus h christ

[anonymous]

this is ridiculous.. your life sucks. get a helmet.

Re: jesus h christ

[emokid123]

this is not ridiculous, you're ridiculous, and if you were a soft drink, you'd be pepsi blue because you're so fucking awful. if you think this is ridiculous, then why are you drawn to our less than perfect lifestyles? is it to poke fun at us? as if we're not ridiculed enough, so now it has to be on the fucking internet. thanks guys, this is definitely the worst night...ever

[anonymous]

emokid123

[bravenewworld]

poor emokid. he had so much beauty and emotion within himself.

[emotionsdead]

i miss him

come back :(

[emotionsdead]

we all miss him. i miss him so much it hurts more than cancer. would you like to attend the funeral? anyone else, please, if you would like to pay your last respects to our friend, please let me know by leaving a comment stating so.
-harold martin

[mrsconoroberst]

that guy was just a jerk, i hate him for leaving me the way he did! we were supposed to kill ourselves with conor oberst, but he ditched me! i hate him now and i'm glad he's dead

[mrsconoroberst]

don't say that! don't have any animosity towards him, please. come to the funeral, bury your differences with him. i'm sure he's listening to a nonstop bright eyes concert right now, and he's in bliss. his eyes are fixed on conor. remember, he loved you for your feelings. hold his hand one last time, even though he may not grip it or you may not receive a response, come and do what he liked to do best; shed some tears. i have a jar full of his tears. would you like it to remember him by?