Comments | mrsconoroberst: pastry chef

mrsconoroberst

pastry chef

Aug 19, 2003 10:59

i've decided that i want to become a pastry chef for a living! i'm going to make donuts for krispy kreme i think. that would be so hott, ohh man. i could cry into the donut batter and make a special batch of emo donuts. i'd only feed them to really cool people. and posers would get gross donuts with spit in them. Etv will also be great. i'm ( Read more... )

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boywithdowns August 19 2003, 19:31:20 UTC

sukka dick

secretservice August 23 2003, 17:44:37 UTC

thats mean!

KRISPY KREME anonymous August 20 2003, 23:31:39 UTC

Duh hello.Krispy Kremes is corporate!
Anyway by the looks of you,girl you shouldn't be so concerned about doughnuts even if they are emo doughnuts.
Sorry.

donuts. anonymous August 23 2003, 02:36:28 UTC

You do not need donuts you fat wanna be emo slut. Quit stalking conor oberst, he doesn't want you. he doesn't KNOW you. You are insane. And fucking stupid as hell. Emo TV? please god. KILL YOURSELF. Seriouswe. and no, I'm not a fucking poser, I'm not like you, I'm not fat ang ugly. PS. I think you have a mustache, if you would like, I will send you $$$$ to shave that furry shit off of your face. And while your at it, SLIT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS. OH GOD PLEASE. PLEASE. IF LIFE IS SO "sad :(" by all means, do it! I've done all the prep work man! lets get it on! l8r sk8r. you fat fuck.

Re: donuts. anonymous August 23 2003, 02:56:34 UTC

PSS. HOLY SHIT. I JUST HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!? YOUR UGLY IS BLINDING!!! OH MY GOD! NOOOOOO NOOOOOO YOU MAKE ME SAD, SAD TO THINK SOMEONE COULD LET THEMSELVES GET TO YOUR...GIRTH. OH GOD. CUT YOURSELF OPEN, LET SOME FAT OUT! PLEASE!

ANONYMOUS POSTERS SELF GUIDE TO LIPSUCTION.

1. CUT THE FAT OUT OF YOUR UGLY ASS.
2. GRAB VACUUM.
3. JUMP INTO BATHTUB.
4. THROW TOASTER IN.
IF ALL ELSE FAILS.... WELL, DONT LET THAT HAPPEN.
ENJOY!

Soap and Bacon.
SHES GOTTA FEED THE MONKEY MAN!

PSSS. THATS A HUUUUUGE BITCH.

emo donuts anonymous August 23 2003, 15:01:06 UTC

you people must be blind. mrs. c is way hott. fucking posers. i'd eat her emo donuts. i think being a pastry chef would be a great job. it doesn't matter if it's corporate or not you idiots. she's going to make EMO DONUTS! she's trying to change the systems from the inside out. that's what conor would do. you people are dumb and will never understand.

ps. i'm gay (and pissed off) too

seth

slantdstaircase August 23 2003, 15:45:20 UTC

Ok, see that picture next to my name? Thats a gun. If you were smart you'd go buy a gun. If you were REALLY smart you'd paint the walls with your brains. Now we can just wait and see how smart you are. I really hope you are, for the good of the world.