"A drunk clown hurt me once."
Don't tell anyone but I'm drunk.
Yeah. Jeff drove me out to Derek's tonight.
I had five Smirnoffs, two beers, and three shots of cheap vodka. It's been a long time since I've been drunk so it all hit me rather hard.
It doesn't matter anyway. No one reads this shit anymore.
LJ used to be this cool way to interact with my friends... now it has gone the way of the do-do bird since MySpace blogs and Facebook notes. Who cares what I write in this?
Speaking of writing, I've got a book laid out in my head. About a monkey. And a bomb. And the place where your pens go when you loose them. And ugly couches. And shit.
Every thing is blurry. It's a good thing Firefox 2.0 acts like word perfect and I can correct all my mistakes and not sounds like other LJ drunks.
I'm alone. Fuck that. But I"m going to Oakland. Rock on. Maybe I'll meet a cute girl and we'll fall in love and I'll buy her flowers and she'll not be a bitch and stuff. Tis the life for me.
Wow, I'm retarded. I'm off to play Portal. Fuck you, GLaDOS.
SEACREST,. OUT!
Yeah. Jeff drove me out to Derek's tonight.
I had five Smirnoffs, two beers, and three shots of cheap vodka. It's been a long time since I've been drunk so it all hit me rather hard.
It doesn't matter anyway. No one reads this shit anymore.
LJ used to be this cool way to interact with my friends... now it has gone the way of the do-do bird since MySpace blogs and Facebook notes. Who cares what I write in this?
Speaking of writing, I've got a book laid out in my head. About a monkey. And a bomb. And the place where your pens go when you loose them. And ugly couches. And shit.
Every thing is blurry. It's a good thing Firefox 2.0 acts like word perfect and I can correct all my mistakes and not sounds like other LJ drunks.
I'm alone. Fuck that. But I"m going to Oakland. Rock on. Maybe I'll meet a cute girl and we'll fall in love and I'll buy her flowers and she'll not be a bitch and stuff. Tis the life for me.
Wow, I'm retarded. I'm off to play Portal. Fuck you, GLaDOS.
SEACREST,. OUT!