BOREDOM STRIKES!
Did I ever tell you guys about Abe Brown, my official stalker?
Well he's back. and just....yuck.
mm limes (8:16:44 PM): DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT ABE BROWN GUY THAT STALKED ME LAST YEAR AND THAT LOOKS LIKE AN APE?
shannonxonxfire (8:17:11 PM): what?! no!
mm limes (8:18:17 PM): okay okay I'll relive the grossness for the sake of your entertainment
mm limes (8:19:18 PM): so last year, this guy abe brown, who looks like an ape, and told me that I wasn't sure of my sexuality and told me I was too beautiful to go to the prom alone so of course he would have to take me and is just gross overall and...gross
mm limes (8:19:21 PM): began stalking me
mm limes (8:19:41 PM): not stalking in a scary way, but in a "please get the fuck away before apply an axe to your neck" kinda way
mm limes (8:19:53 PM): I thought I'd gotten rid of him
mm limes (8:19:54 PM): I was sure
mm limes (8:19:57 PM): I was HAPPY
mm limes (8:20:32 PM): no more assholes coming up to me during lunch and asking what I was listening to and then claiming to have never heard of my chemical romance
mm limes (8:20:46 PM): no more pretending to be nice
mm limes (8:20:48 PM): until today.
mm limes (8:20:51 PM): until...today.
mm limes (8:21:20 PM): erin and I were going back to class and then all of a sudden I hear the loudest fucking "DON'T SAY HI TO ANYBODY ANYMORE?" from out of NOWHERE
mm limes (8:21:47 PM): and I turn around and he's standing there with a bright-ass yellow shirt like some kind of lemonhead and grinning with the total of three teeth he posesses
mm limes (8:21:58 PM): and I was like "uh...I didn't see you there."
mm limes (8:23:02 PM): abe: "you didn't say hi to me! you never do anymore!"
sika: "yeah, I didn't see you..." *shifty eyes*
abe: "how come you never say hi anymore?"
sika: "I never see you around...just like right now."
abe: "oh, you didn't see me?!"
sika: ".............................................yeah."
mm limes (8:24:25 PM): abe: "well what grade are you in now?"
sika: "I'm a senior now, actually."
abe: "oh really?! awesome!"
sika: "uh...yeah, I guess. It's all right so far."
abe: "well I was wondering where you were."
sika: "mhm, umm....my friend's kinda waiting for me."
abe: "oh, okay I gotta get to class too. can I have a hug?"
mm limes (8:24:31 PM): me: =O
shannonxonxfire (8:25:10 PM): wtf?
mm limes (8:26:13 PM): sika: "um........."
sika's thought process: "wtf, no! don't hug him, you might get HPV!"
sika: "uh.......no?"
abe: "oh, c'mon, I'm depressed!" *grins*
sika: *nervously laughing to mask her obvious embarassment and extreme discomfort* "I just...no. I, uh. I don't hug people, especially guys. I'm not a hugging person."
abe: "oh, c'mon, please? I'm having a bad day, how about that?"
sika: "..................................................................................................................................................................................fine."
mm limes (8:26:16 PM): and then we hugged
mm limes (8:26:19 PM): and I almost puked
mm limes (8:26:34 PM): it was like *pat* OKAY BYE THEN
mm limes (8:26:44 PM): and I ran off to hide under erin's underoath hoodie
God, what do I do all day, because I can't seem to remember being this bored in a long-ass time. All I know is that I'm in like 50 bucks worth of debt and my mom's all suspicious and won't give me allowance and ehhhhhh I fucking hate money and everything about it.
Someone talk to me please. :(
Well he's back. and just....yuck.
mm limes (8:16:44 PM): DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT ABE BROWN GUY THAT STALKED ME LAST YEAR AND THAT LOOKS LIKE AN APE?
shannonxonxfire (8:17:11 PM): what?! no!
mm limes (8:18:17 PM): okay okay I'll relive the grossness for the sake of your entertainment
mm limes (8:19:18 PM): so last year, this guy abe brown, who looks like an ape, and told me that I wasn't sure of my sexuality and told me I was too beautiful to go to the prom alone so of course he would have to take me and is just gross overall and...gross
mm limes (8:19:21 PM): began stalking me
mm limes (8:19:41 PM): not stalking in a scary way, but in a "please get the fuck away before apply an axe to your neck" kinda way
mm limes (8:19:53 PM): I thought I'd gotten rid of him
mm limes (8:19:54 PM): I was sure
mm limes (8:19:57 PM): I was HAPPY
mm limes (8:20:32 PM): no more assholes coming up to me during lunch and asking what I was listening to and then claiming to have never heard of my chemical romance
mm limes (8:20:46 PM): no more pretending to be nice
mm limes (8:20:48 PM): until today.
mm limes (8:20:51 PM): until...today.
mm limes (8:21:20 PM): erin and I were going back to class and then all of a sudden I hear the loudest fucking "DON'T SAY HI TO ANYBODY ANYMORE?" from out of NOWHERE
mm limes (8:21:47 PM): and I turn around and he's standing there with a bright-ass yellow shirt like some kind of lemonhead and grinning with the total of three teeth he posesses
mm limes (8:21:58 PM): and I was like "uh...I didn't see you there."
mm limes (8:23:02 PM): abe: "you didn't say hi to me! you never do anymore!"
sika: "yeah, I didn't see you..." *shifty eyes*
abe: "how come you never say hi anymore?"
sika: "I never see you around...just like right now."
abe: "oh, you didn't see me?!"
sika: ".............................................yeah."
mm limes (8:24:25 PM): abe: "well what grade are you in now?"
sika: "I'm a senior now, actually."
abe: "oh really?! awesome!"
sika: "uh...yeah, I guess. It's all right so far."
abe: "well I was wondering where you were."
sika: "mhm, umm....my friend's kinda waiting for me."
abe: "oh, okay I gotta get to class too. can I have a hug?"
mm limes (8:24:31 PM): me: =O
shannonxonxfire (8:25:10 PM): wtf?
mm limes (8:26:13 PM): sika: "um........."
sika's thought process: "wtf, no! don't hug him, you might get HPV!"
sika: "uh.......no?"
abe: "oh, c'mon, I'm depressed!" *grins*
sika: *nervously laughing to mask her obvious embarassment and extreme discomfort* "I just...no. I, uh. I don't hug people, especially guys. I'm not a hugging person."
abe: "oh, c'mon, please? I'm having a bad day, how about that?"
sika: "..................................................................................................................................................................................fine."
mm limes (8:26:16 PM): and then we hugged
mm limes (8:26:19 PM): and I almost puked
mm limes (8:26:34 PM): it was like *pat* OKAY BYE THEN
mm limes (8:26:44 PM): and I ran off to hide under erin's underoath hoodie
God, what do I do all day, because I can't seem to remember being this bored in a long-ass time. All I know is that I'm in like 50 bucks worth of debt and my mom's all suspicious and won't give me allowance and ehhhhhh I fucking hate money and everything about it.
Someone talk to me please. :(