Things I learned today in class (although not necessarily from my professors)

Genetics: I am crazy. While I was waiting for class to begin, I vainly looked around to see if anyone had a smaller neck than I do. (They don't, but has that been something to be proud of since like 1920?)

Vocal: I am crazy. Why the fuck am I taking a singing class? ( Read more... )

Whenever I read an overly racist passage in Gone With the Wind, I watch Obama's election speech to apologize.

Wisdom teeth status: Cheeks still fat, although slightly smaller.

Audrey's List of 2008: Things that broken and warmed my heart

( A Pictorial. )

In regards to Bush getting a shoe chuck at him... ugh. What a fucking embarrassment. I mean I like him as much as the next guy, but as for now he represents America, and there would be nothing worse than our great American Hero (and I'm using that loosely) getting nailed in the face with footwear.

I went to go see the Marriage of Figaro last night. It was so beautiful that I feel as though it changed my life.

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All last night I had dreams about people who sang opera.

( Do you know what would hit the spot? )

Hell yeah, motherfuckers.

You.

Yeah, hey. You.

Why aren't you watching "Zack and Miri Make a Porno?"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MOTHERFUCKERS ( Read more... )

I just watched Legends of the Hidden Temple.

What a solid fucking show. They sure don't make them like that anymore. =(