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Earthquakes
Baby is shaking, kicking, and rolling so violently, I'm beginning to feel ill.
Although, I'm thinking that may have more to do with the giant monkey bread the girls and I destroyed today.
Fighting off a huge case of the naps.
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Frozen
After "watching" Frozen again last night at the drive-in, I got a great idea for a party in July.
For the girl's birthdays:
- pool party
- Princess dresses
- sno-cone machine
- dress baby in Olaf snowman onesie (so he can get lots of warm hugs)
- Pin the carrot on the snowman
- snowflake piñata
- snowball fight (with the cotton snowballs from ( Read more... ) -
Dexter
I enjoyed Dexter, even the finale.
I feel like saying, "Haters wanna hate" but that's not something I say.
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Go to sleep
For the first night in many, I'm not stuck under Remi in her tiny big-girl bed.
I've been laying in my bed trying to sleep.
I'm ready for tomorrow, back to school.
But can't sleep.
I've been peeing non-stop and my little uterus monster is kicking and wiggling every time I think about getting comfortable.
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Ninja kick of DOOM!
How did that just happen?!
I was hunched over on a bar stool at Tami's watching the girls finish their snack.
Suddenly, I got a swift internal kick straight up. I actually shouted Ow! and kicked the plug in out of the wall beneath my chair.
Once I stood up and convinced myself that I felt a kick and not a bizarre muscle cramp, I felt something that ( Read more... ) -
Poo'd so good
Come on baby let me poo so good!
Sometimes poo don't feel like it should...
Poo'd so good.
I feel a bit better now.
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Conundrum
I took a bath this morning and Remi joined me.
She pooped in the tub.
I jumped up and immediately puked.
And then I tried to clean up the poop and puked again.
And then I laid like a lump on the bed until Pipa talked me into putting on Remi's pants.
I threw up on the way to Remi's room.
I got them dressed and to Tami's and hit up Panera for two bagels, ( Read more... ) -
Happy Birthday
To Nick. He's 34 today, which means only 4 days until I turn 30. Pretty sure I get pumpkin cheesecake, so life is good.
The girls and I are throwing him an old-fashioned 4 year old party. We have giant party hats, balloons, punchy balloons, candy. All the things I'm sure he cares about.
He wants to order a new camera, and is waiting for a deal, so I' ( Read more... ) -
Ew!
Butternut squash, steak, sweet potatoes, chocolate ice cream.
Should always be a one-way meal.
Dear Fetus,
We get it. Move on.
Love,
Mommy
P.S. I love you
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Sleepy baby
Had a 10w prenatal today and got to see the little one again. Now that he has a fancy new machine, Dr. F does more routine ultrasounds.
Speaking of the fancy new machine, it wasn't properly warmed up this morning, so I had the ice probe inserted and then got to watch as Dr. F and his lovely assistant T banged away on the machine like Zoolander and ( Read more... )