Crawl Into My Hatchback And Ride With Me To Heaven

[mrsnesbitty]

Lordy, I have got to tell the world. The other day I was drivin' down this back road and I saw Jesus! He was wearin' some hootchie mama outfit with green sandals and he didn't even shave his beard. Girl, I ain't neva seen no bitch with hairier legs, 'cept for my grandmother

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Homegirl, tell me about it!

[socratesthewise]

Kiss kiss. >^-^< I must tell you something, my dear Mrs. Nesbitty...ever sine I was a child, I've had a voice that has spoken to me and told me when I was about to do something wrong. And girl, you know that oracle at Delphi said there ain't no man wiser than me! But I think that's more bologna than a truckload of Della Reeses! So I think maybe what Apollo meant in speaking through the oracle that no one ain't no wiser than me was that at least I ain't goin' 'round and thinkin' I know all about the bitch when I ain't knowin' nothin'!

But girl...
Lemme tell you, you ain't seen Jesus 'til you had my fried apple pie.