My hoes and bitches.

[mrsnesbitty]

Girl. I just joined southernpride. They likes cornbread and okra... and don't you know that love is like a heat waves?

Girl. Normally I don't like no white people, 'cause they all bitches. They all bitches. I know. I used to be one.

Girl. I have to go eat. My sista fixin' some potluck.

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No offense...

[socratesthewise]

...But how are you sure she is fixin' some potluck? Girl, how do you know she not be fixin' somethin' else in the same form because there's only one form of fixin' and you have to, inasmuch as you can in accordance with assuming that the fact that you can is indeed a fact and true and not untrue in any way, then...
...
Oh, I forgot what I was sayin', Girl!
Anyway...
White people IS bitches. They's always the ones be thinkin' they wise when they ain't. I ain't neva had no cornbread and I ain't neva had no okra...they don't gots it here in Athens...well, maybe they do, but if they does they's gotta be keepin' it in that there Prytaneum where they feed all them hotshot athletes! You know, they don't be givin' out no help to nobody but they's makin' more money than I do. Which is alright...I don't 'spect nobody to pay me for bein' so damn smart. I just want a little respect, Girl!