So very simple ( Read more... )

Tonight i ended up sitting near a group of three or four sub-normals, and listened to them make sexual innuendo and implication amongst themselves. i immediately had the profound compulsion to rub my groin against the door of a working microwave. Thanks, guys, for putting all those great images in my head ( Read more... )

"Qui plus sait, plus se tait ( Read more... )

Robert Douglas Thompson ( Read more... )

It snows too much here.

The idea and aesthetic of winter might be all fine and well, but it's too fucking cold.

:P

Firstly, i would like to wish my friends, dear and near, or far away, a happy New Year, with much realised potential and possibility for all of you whom have these things in great abundance. While there are those of you whom i do not get to share the company of in body, i share myself with you freely and fondly in spirit, however trite and melo- ( Read more... )

To no-one specific or particular:

Stop hitting on my girlfriend.

SHE DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE YOU.

:P

Pretty words are the shields behind which small, cowardly men often hide.

Befitting this, these shields are invariably wide-eyed, terrified human children, that more often than not belong to someone else.

i hope you fucking choke on every blood saturated syllable.

Merry PoorDeadVisionaryonaSturdyWoodenCrossSeasonishTypeThingy, you quasi-

AREN'T I PRETTY?

:P

Look at me. i'm posting something. It'll probbaly be disappointing and short ( Read more... )