Next person I see that's wearing their belt sideways is going to get their eardrums popped with a sawzall. I swear it. Whoever started that fucking trend deserves aids.

Speaking of sawzalls... buy me this one for christmas....

My back is better. My tooth is still retarded. I'm still not smoking. Even after a somewhat stressful day ( Read more... )

I'm going to bitch and moan. I'm one day into quitting. My back has totally blown out. I took a muscle relaxer to dull the pain. Now one of my wisdom teeth just started to throb randomly. Great. I fucking hate my life.

Upside: I had eggplant parm for dinner. Yum.

I am just about to go outside and have my very last cigarette of my life. I'm done. I'm just fucking done with it. You know what's weird though...I kinda feel like i'm losing a best friend. I've smoked for about 9 years (about a pack a day give or take a few). It's time I grow up and take control. I've got my patches and my gum ready. Good god this ( Read more... )

Today I got up and checked about my car. They're going to call when they look at it and figure out what the deal is. I then went out to lunch with my dad to the Alamo in Milford (go now if you haven't been...it's my absolute favorite place ever). While we were there the woman that was sitting directly next to us with her kid started to choke. She ( Read more... )

This past week has sucked balls. A whole bunch of my assays at work failed which was a HUGE pain in the ass but whatev. My fucking car broke down last night. It's getting towed to get fixed tomorrow. Poo on that. I go to my parents house to eat thanksgiving dinner and with about an hour to go on the turkey the fucking power goes out. It was out for ( Read more... )

I personally am going to mutilate the faces of anyone on fucking myspace with those stupid glittery pictures that flash things like "CRAZY!!" or "HOTTIE" or whatever goddamn adjective that describes you on a deep and meaningful level.

Secondly, I hate meatheads.

My sister told me about this today and it cracked me up. Go read it ( Read more... )

You know what I cannot fucking stand? How people on myspace think it's ok to show off their big nasty asses and fat girl boobs. It's gross. Seriously. Knock it off. Also, nobody wants to see your goddamn tribal butterfly tattoo thats the size of a quarter right above your vag. That is also gross. Anyone with any sort of tribal/butterfly/rose or any ( Read more... )

And this one too, buy it for me now.


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