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NEW EPISODE OF HAWAII ON TOMORROW. *DANCE* WOOOOOOHOOOOOO! I AM SO PSYCHED.
If I had to choose a first mate, I'd pick Chewbacca the Wookie over Will Turner anyday. Sorry. I'd rather navigate the stars than the seas anyway.
The Millenium Falcon > The Black Pearl.
I made a colorbar mostly for m'dear Ashe (sirius_elf) whom is liek my twin I swears it. XD
Corp. Dwayne Hicks "looks like love at first sight to me."
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Corp. Dwayne Hicks "looks like love at first sight to me."
Charlotte's Web is the stupidest cartoon movie EVER. Seriously, the story is totally unrealistic. I have a better chance of coming face to face with a Xenomorph than seeing a spider write stuff in a web.
And the characters were hardly worth your time. Fern, the little girl, raises a runt pig. Okay. Fine. Good lesson there. Good job, Fern, you've landed yourself a big fat pig who wails and whines and throws temper tantrums. The pig, Wilbur, learns that he's going to be made into sammiches in a bit.
Fern's dad is okay with all of this. If I were Fern's dad, I would've eaten that pig a long time ago.
Wife: What are you cooking? It smells so good.
Daddy Me: Bacon.
Fern: DADDY, I CAN'T FIND WILBUR! WHERE IS HE?!
Daddy Me: *plopping bacon down on plate* Here.
Fern: *scream*
Then a big hairy blood sucking spider befriends the pig. Uhm. Alright. To save him, she writes words in her web. Wow. Like that'll save you.
He becomes famous for it. Not the spider. Didn't the spider do all the work? The pig did nothing. It just sat there and got fatter and fatter.
If there's ever a sequel, it's gonna be Charlotte's Web: Lawsuit.
In the end the spider dies and the pig throws a screaming fit before raising the spider's babies whom will probably be exterminated in the next movie if there's ever a sequel.
Charlotte's Web: Spawn of Charlotte EXTERMINATED.
If I had to choose a first mate, I'd pick Chewbacca the Wookie over Will Turner anyday. Sorry. I'd rather navigate the stars than the seas anyway.
The Millenium Falcon > The Black Pearl.
I made a colorbar mostly for m'dear Ashe (sirius_elf) whom is liek my twin I swears it. XD
Corp. Dwayne Hicks "looks like love at first sight to me."
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mrspadfoot/138948.html#cutid1" target=_blank>
Corp. Dwayne Hicks "looks like love at first sight to me."
Charlotte's Web is the stupidest cartoon movie EVER. Seriously, the story is totally unrealistic. I have a better chance of coming face to face with a Xenomorph than seeing a spider write stuff in a web.
And the characters were hardly worth your time. Fern, the little girl, raises a runt pig. Okay. Fine. Good lesson there. Good job, Fern, you've landed yourself a big fat pig who wails and whines and throws temper tantrums. The pig, Wilbur, learns that he's going to be made into sammiches in a bit.
Fern's dad is okay with all of this. If I were Fern's dad, I would've eaten that pig a long time ago.
Wife: What are you cooking? It smells so good.
Daddy Me: Bacon.
Fern: DADDY, I CAN'T FIND WILBUR! WHERE IS HE?!
Daddy Me: *plopping bacon down on plate* Here.
Fern: *scream*
Then a big hairy blood sucking spider befriends the pig. Uhm. Alright. To save him, she writes words in her web. Wow. Like that'll save you.
He becomes famous for it. Not the spider. Didn't the spider do all the work? The pig did nothing. It just sat there and got fatter and fatter.
If there's ever a sequel, it's gonna be Charlotte's Web: Lawsuit.
In the end the spider dies and the pig throws a screaming fit before raising the spider's babies whom will probably be exterminated in the next movie if there's ever a sequel.
Charlotte's Web: Spawn of Charlotte EXTERMINATED.