sadly, this took me about five miles and a 16-oz coffee to compose

[mrspleen]

Little car, little car, why do you squeal?
We've had you checked over from rooftop to wheel.
Are you trying to tell us of some secret pain?
Or just that you hate being parked in the rain?
Or are these shudders and squeaks all part of the plan,
to run off and ditch us for an industro-noise band?

Comments

[radioronin]

I keep trying to formula a clever response and failing. That is, however, quite hilarious.