"these seven-league boots are made for walking" could be our first B-side

[mrspleen]

Thom accidentally broke my heart this week by telling me that there was a wizard rock band called . . . (wait for it) . . . Weasleys Tore My Flesh. Sadly, it turned out to be just a joke from Gawker, but I spent about an hour trying to find the band's address so I could send them chocolates and audition tapes before I had to face the truth. Still,

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[bulkor]

Man, of course you wait until I'm leaving town to start a band.

[mrspleen]

Would you seriously join a wizard rock band? Even one with an awesome name?

I could promise to learn two more chords by the time you got back for Christmas break. That would get me up to full Ramone status.

[bulkor]

Well, what were the other ideas?
-Semi ironic cowboy song band (Firefly concept band?)
-Shitty 90's grunge cover song band (take tiiime with a wounded hand)

I mean, look at the competition.

But anyway, if you learn a whole six chords by Christmas it will be so on.