SG-1 Fic: Most Everyone is Mad Here (Sam/Jack, Teen)

[mrspollifax]

File under: things I write for a-loquita.

Title: Most Everyone is Mad Here (also on AO3Fandom: Stargate SG-1

Comments

[gabolange]

Hee! Poor Jack, beseiged by cats and overwhelmed by texting. It's a good thing he has Sam... :)

Thanks for writing! So delightful!

[mrspollifax]

Surely he gets adequately compensated for the cats. Right? *g*

Thank you!!

[sharp2799]

*giggles uncontrollably*

[mrspollifax]

CATS EVERYWHERE ZOMG! Hee hee hee.

[thothmes]

Revenge is sweet, brown-eyed, and looks jussst like his owner does when he knows he's made Sam mad. Unlike his owner, he seems determined to devour one of every pair of shoes she owns.

"Dammit, Jack!" she calls out from the bedroom where one of her favorite pair of red stiletto heels is in mangled pieces by her side of the bed. She must have forgotten to close her closet door again. Yep. it's open. "Tok'ra ate another shoe!"

By that time the miscreant and his owner have both arrived at the scene of the crime, drawn by her tone of distress.

It truly is amazing how much alike that expression of guilt and remorse can look across two separate faces of two separate species. It's gotta be the eyes.

[mrspollifax]

Omg!!1 I am dying laughing at the idea of a dog named Tok'ra. Hahahahahaha hellllllp. So awesome.

[supplyship]

Now when you guys get a dog, you're going to have to name it Tok'ra!

[mrspollifax]

*gigglesnort* I don't think my children would allow anything but a Star Wars dog renaming at this moment in time.

[jeanniewal]

Ah just lovely! So good to visit them all again for a little while :D

[mrspollifax]

They are definitely still fun to go back to sometimes. :) Thank you - I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[supplyship]

Jack + kitties = hilarity. Somebody should get him The Oatmeal's How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.

Also, I suspect telekinesis and possible feline special forces training. reminded me of War Kitten:

[mrspollifax]

I was not acquainted with War Kitten until right this moment. How is that so cute and so disturbing at the same time?? Hahahaha!! The book and the shirt are also hysterical.

Jack just enjoys a good adversary, and cats are definitely that! lol.