Hmm...
I figured I'd do the LRP meme thing Andy style. You can guess the character from the answers. Although sadly far, far too many of the questions don't actually apply to most characters, so it may be misleading.
1. Would you prefer to rescue or be rescued?
Oh, how I long to be rescued from this boredom...
2. Adventure beckons. Do you need forcing, or do you leap into action?
Why, I *am* the action.
3. The phone rings. An anonymous voice says you have one minute to get out of the house, before they come for you. What do you do?
I don't give them a minute before I go into the house and get them. There is something special about the look of despair in their eyes when they realise I've lied to them, though even that pales in time.
Oh, the voice is talking to me? Is it now? *grin*
4. If you were attacked right now by ninjapiratezombiegoblins, what would you use to defend yourself?
My knife. Nothing else feels quite the same.
5. What form of media would best be used to commemorate your adventures (books, movies, improvised street theature etc)?
The things I do will never be recorded.
6. What songs would be on your soundtrack?
Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen)
Hallelujah (Askil Holm, Espen Lind, Alejandro Fuentes, and Kurt Nilsen)
Hallelujah (Jeff Buckley)
Hallelujah (k.d. lang)
4′33″ (John Cage)
7. The world is in peril from evil scientists. Only a small band of mismatched heroes can save it. Which side are you on?
Scientists? Oh, alchemists? They're a threat? Really? Hmm, I'd just do as I'm told. *smirk*
8. When picking a stylish evening outfit, how much does practicality become a consideration?
If you're going to blame an inability to perform tasks on your clothing, then you might as well stop drawing breath.
9. When picking a practical adventuring outfit, how much does style become a consideration?
As above. Anything is practical for the professional, no matter how extravagant.
10. As sexual tensions simmer during the tango, fortunes are won and lost in the casino and secrets are bought or stolen in the bar, where are you and what are you doing?
Why, I'm dancing with a pretty young thing, with a drink in one hand and dice in the other. And I did so all night, didn't I? You saw me.
11. How much of a team do you ideally prefer to work with, or do you usually operate alone?
Reliance on others is a crutch for the weak.
12. What sort of future prospects would your love interest or sidekick have? Is it worth them enquiring about the pension fund?
Oh, I'll protect the one I love for as long as I live, and far beyond.
13. Trapped in a barn and tied to a post. Your captor takes some of the tools down from the wall to sharpen, in preparation for your impending Doom, leaving you alone for a few moments. What do you do now?
*laughs* Someone captured me? Oh, that's a good one. Very well, I'll humour you. It would be simple to slip from any bonds tied by a man with such a lack of imagination that he would seek to kill me in a barn. That sort of person would come back to gloat, no doubt, so I would slip from sight and await his return, then savour the look in his eyes as he returns and realises I am gone.
He will stink of fear then, sweating like the pathetic terrified animal he is. His beady eyes will dart around, his heart will beat faster, faster and he will turn on his heel, trying to flee.
Then, only then, will I teach him what it truly means to be afraid. He will not go quietly.
14. News of the death of your sidekick/partner/love interest reaches you by letter. How could this have happened?
My lover is never out of my mind and my sight long enough for such a thing to happen. And of course a letter would have to find me.
15. Revenge is a dish best served how?
Revenge is an excuse used by the foolish and the misguided.
16. An anonymous letter invites you to a clandestine meeting. Do you go?
The people I have met with clandestinely would know to use the proper signs. This is clearly a pathetic trap. I would go on my own terms and teach them how stupid they have been. Dull, base, pointless fools.
17. What is the correct number of knives?
One.
18. What would be your perfect date?
Hours of passion, utterly absorbed in the only one I love.
19. If the perfect date was interrupted by Zombie Apocalypse, how would you react?
I do not like interruptions.
20. Did your perfect date already include a Zombie Apocalypse before question 19? In hindsight, would you have changed your answer?
What a pathetic question. You're very dull.
21. Have you been on many dates which would have been improved by global armageddon?
And now you're boring me. *delicately cleans fingernails with the point of a knife*
22. How competently could you disguise yourself?
You would mistake me for yourself in the mirror. You already have.
23. Is there space for romance in the course of your adventures?
I do everything for love.
24. How well do you cope with sudden shifts in genre and pace?
Nothing surprises me. Ever.
25. If you could pick anywhere to have exciting adventures, where would it be?
I can go anywhere in the world, but my love is in Venice, and so shall I be.
1. Would you prefer to rescue or be rescued?
Oh, how I long to be rescued from this boredom...
2. Adventure beckons. Do you need forcing, or do you leap into action?
Why, I *am* the action.
3. The phone rings. An anonymous voice says you have one minute to get out of the house, before they come for you. What do you do?
I don't give them a minute before I go into the house and get them. There is something special about the look of despair in their eyes when they realise I've lied to them, though even that pales in time.
Oh, the voice is talking to me? Is it now? *grin*
4. If you were attacked right now by ninjapiratezombiegoblins, what would you use to defend yourself?
My knife. Nothing else feels quite the same.
5. What form of media would best be used to commemorate your adventures (books, movies, improvised street theature etc)?
The things I do will never be recorded.
6. What songs would be on your soundtrack?
Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen)
Hallelujah (Askil Holm, Espen Lind, Alejandro Fuentes, and Kurt Nilsen)
Hallelujah (Jeff Buckley)
Hallelujah (k.d. lang)
4′33″ (John Cage)
7. The world is in peril from evil scientists. Only a small band of mismatched heroes can save it. Which side are you on?
Scientists? Oh, alchemists? They're a threat? Really? Hmm, I'd just do as I'm told. *smirk*
8. When picking a stylish evening outfit, how much does practicality become a consideration?
If you're going to blame an inability to perform tasks on your clothing, then you might as well stop drawing breath.
9. When picking a practical adventuring outfit, how much does style become a consideration?
As above. Anything is practical for the professional, no matter how extravagant.
10. As sexual tensions simmer during the tango, fortunes are won and lost in the casino and secrets are bought or stolen in the bar, where are you and what are you doing?
Why, I'm dancing with a pretty young thing, with a drink in one hand and dice in the other. And I did so all night, didn't I? You saw me.
11. How much of a team do you ideally prefer to work with, or do you usually operate alone?
Reliance on others is a crutch for the weak.
12. What sort of future prospects would your love interest or sidekick have? Is it worth them enquiring about the pension fund?
Oh, I'll protect the one I love for as long as I live, and far beyond.
13. Trapped in a barn and tied to a post. Your captor takes some of the tools down from the wall to sharpen, in preparation for your impending Doom, leaving you alone for a few moments. What do you do now?
*laughs* Someone captured me? Oh, that's a good one. Very well, I'll humour you. It would be simple to slip from any bonds tied by a man with such a lack of imagination that he would seek to kill me in a barn. That sort of person would come back to gloat, no doubt, so I would slip from sight and await his return, then savour the look in his eyes as he returns and realises I am gone.
He will stink of fear then, sweating like the pathetic terrified animal he is. His beady eyes will dart around, his heart will beat faster, faster and he will turn on his heel, trying to flee.
Then, only then, will I teach him what it truly means to be afraid. He will not go quietly.
14. News of the death of your sidekick/partner/love interest reaches you by letter. How could this have happened?
My lover is never out of my mind and my sight long enough for such a thing to happen. And of course a letter would have to find me.
15. Revenge is a dish best served how?
Revenge is an excuse used by the foolish and the misguided.
16. An anonymous letter invites you to a clandestine meeting. Do you go?
The people I have met with clandestinely would know to use the proper signs. This is clearly a pathetic trap. I would go on my own terms and teach them how stupid they have been. Dull, base, pointless fools.
17. What is the correct number of knives?
One.
18. What would be your perfect date?
Hours of passion, utterly absorbed in the only one I love.
19. If the perfect date was interrupted by Zombie Apocalypse, how would you react?
I do not like interruptions.
20. Did your perfect date already include a Zombie Apocalypse before question 19? In hindsight, would you have changed your answer?
What a pathetic question. You're very dull.
21. Have you been on many dates which would have been improved by global armageddon?
And now you're boring me. *delicately cleans fingernails with the point of a knife*
22. How competently could you disguise yourself?
You would mistake me for yourself in the mirror. You already have.
23. Is there space for romance in the course of your adventures?
I do everything for love.
24. How well do you cope with sudden shifts in genre and pace?
Nothing surprises me. Ever.
25. If you could pick anywhere to have exciting adventures, where would it be?
I can go anywhere in the world, but my love is in Venice, and so shall I be.