Putting the gull into gullibility

[mrstork]

I’ve only ever met one person more gullible than me, and that’s my Mum. As an example, when I was little I used to call my brother various stupid names to irritate him, and one of these was names was ‘Spog’. The Spogs, you see, all worked for King Spog, who used to put all the Spogs into a ‘Spog Gun’ and fire them at King Spag and his Spags. Also,

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[emma_emily]

Aaaw bless you!!! Its nice to see a post - i havent heard from you in a while. Hows things going? Mucho hugs xxx

[scarlets_walk_x]

A post, bloody hell. Oh that story was so good, when you told me about, i swear, even i believed it!!!! xxxxxxx

[njx]

I’ve only ever met one person more gullible than me, and that’s my Mum. As an example, when I was little I used to call my brother various stupid names to irritate him, and one of these was names was ‘Spog’. The Spogs, you see, all worked for King Spog, who used to put all the Spogs into a ‘Spog Gun’ and fire them at King Spag and his Spags. Also, while the Spogs were undoubtedly loyal to King Spog, they were also really eager for the Speeger Beeger to be the leader of the Spogs, and their dogs. But that’s another story.

Anyway, my brother worked in a newsagent for a bit, and before he came back home I would often tell my Mum that he’d been ‘fired’. She believed it every time without fail, and when my brother came home she’d say ‘Are you ok? I heard you got fired.’ My brother would then sigh in disbelief and say ‘did Ben tell you that?, look Mum, he means I’ve been ‘fired from the Spog gun’ please stop listening to him’.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[modestly_me]

I randomly stumbled across your journal, and that story cracked me up haha- hopefully Ill run by it again and catch the story of the revenge.
Thanks for the laugh,
Jessica

[blackflayme2]

Yay! You posted!
Yay! It was funny!