i. the only way to reach her. (video)

[mrstupidface]

[ hello adstringendum! right in front of your screen is a roman. or a man who dresses like a roman. yeah. he looks quite tired and concerned, but right now he's doing his best to make a formal impression.

it's not going very well. ]

Um. Hello. [ he coughs. ] I'm looking for someone, she was with me when this all happened so she should be around

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[Video]

[genkireaper]

Your wife?

[Blue-haired teenage girl is utterly confused. Both descriptions sound familiar.]

I suppose it's just a coincidence. I've met an Amy Pond who's ginger, possibly Scottish and married, but to someone named John Pond. He does have a bowtie as well. It can't be the same people, can it?

[Video]

[mrstupidface]

Oh, that's her, but - ...What?

[ hearing that your wife is suddenly married to doctor anyone is not the greatest first news, no. ]

A-Are you sure? Did Amy really say that?

[Video]

[genkireaper]

[Oh dear.]

Well, it's what they're saying. Though it seems strange, as they haven't acted like a married couple, but it's what they've both been saying.

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[hatebeingright]

[Amy has been very unsure about a lot of things these past few weeks. Some of which being really, properly ridiculously nonsensical. Like the Doctor arriving human, his pockets emptied completely. Like her clothes being stolen, like the events of the bomb and the boy being killed.

But if there's one thing she is very, very certain of, is that that is the voice of one Rory Pond. Rory Williams. That he was here, his voice ringing over the PCD, that he was late- but here.]

[hatebeingright]

[Aaaand he's wearing the Roman getup again. Last she'd seen him, he'd been in his wedding suit. But it's kind of cute, really. Brandishing the sword again, and in her honor no less.

[hatebeingright]

[She almost laughs at the failed filter- not that it was all that bad. She had no problem with the world knowing who he was or that he cared. He was her husband. Her Centurion. A little late, but coming for her all the same.

Her and. And... wait.]

[hatebeingright]

[Wait just a second. All the elation that had suddenly tried to drown her was ... still there, but quite assuredly shoved the hell aside. What? He was going to get them out of here. Them. Amy. Rory. And.. And their--]

[video -> video/private]

[haspaceteeth]

Rory! [Have a little finger wiggle, Rory Williams!] Roman Rory! Roman Rory Pond!

[............ oh. Uh. Right. SWITCHING THE FEED TO PRIVATE NOW.]

Ah... Three things, Rory. One: no one here really knows I'm the Doctor. Not yet. Avoiding a bit of a paradox with that one, for now.

Two: I believe... we may have just made out Amy to be a polyandrist. Unintentionally, of course.

And three: that paradox I mentioned before? No need to panic, but... you may have just caused one of equal significance.

[ video/private ]

[mrstupidface]

Doctor!

[ he doesn't really know how to react to seeing the doctor here. he has a lot of questions - where was he going? why was he so estatic? did he really just snogged my daughter? but even before he can launch any of those, the doctor kept speaking and just ended up giving him more questions. ]

Right, let me get this straight: There's two of you running about, Amy's married to both of us, and I may have caused something... wrong.

But... Johnathan Pond?!

[ a reprise in keywords, doctor. keywords. ]

[video]

[soundsofdrums]

[Stare. Oh, for the love of. More of them?]

Another one of his pets?

[video]

[mrstupidface]

[ he doesn't know you, but he's definitely starting not to like you. ]

Not a fan?

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[soundsofdrums]

How many of you does he even keep on there at a time?

[Video]

[mrstupidface]

Ah. [ there's a look of relief. ] That's good, thank you.

[ he pauses. wait a minute that scar and those glasses - ]

Excuse me, but... What's your name?