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[mrsweetie]

What in the fuck is up with Hot Pockets lately? Ham and Cheese, Pizza, Cheeseburger--these are the flavors that built Hot Pockets. Now they are coming out with Three Cheese Broccoli, Chicken Parmesean, and so forth. God. People, it's Hot Pockets--this is not meant to be gourmet dining. It is meant to be a three minute nuked lunch

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[foreversmilin]

Are you still alive? Just wondering.

[foreversmilin]

by the way, do your parents use a landline at your house? I bet you're thinking, what a strange question for me to be asking. But, no really, there is a method to my madness. You see, I started working for a company that provides residential phone services, but my pay is entirely commissions based. Now, you being the sweet, wonderful boy that you are, I was hoping you could help me out and give the service a try. Or atleast convince your parents to try it out. I can guarantee that they wouldn't pay anymore than they are right now. There's no cost to switch, and if they don't like it, there's no cost to cancel either. Like I said, you'd really be helping me out, so what do you say, can you do me this favor? With cherries on top :-)

[foreversmilin]

Me being the sweet, wonderful boy I am, I would totally give it a try, just for you and your bling, then cancel it half an hour after the money was in your pocket.

They, however, are frugal with their money and completely distrustful of ME, let alone my friends, let alone my friends who work for phone companies.

Besides which, I don't think we DO have a land line. The internet is cable and the phones around here are all cellular. If we did, though, and they weren't frugal, then sure!

To correct the impossibility, I suggest stealing all of our phones, forcing us to rely on a phone line, and completely changing their outlook on phone companies.

However, all that being said, I'm keeping the cherry. Yummy!

[mrsweetie]

Also, sometimes I'm a moron who forgets to log in before replying to posts and stuff.

[foreversmilin]

I didn't even notice. But anyway, I just thought I'd ask. Trying to make the green, yo.