OH MY GOD, you can tell that I'm so fucking goth because of my black black black black black hair and oh I'm so pale which is genetic, but I'll make you think that it's because I don't go out into the sun and I shouldn't have been born in this century because I'm much too dark for the modern era NO, I should have been born in the Victorian era
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It's like a My Fair Lady goth poem.
The rain
in Spain
falls mainly
ON MY PAIN
Oh, gawth. Goth people aren't manic, Ryan. IT'S NOT GOTH TO BE MANIC. Now hang your head in shame and sob yourself into a state of absolute submission. You may also do my laundry. My terrible black laundry.
Ow. Collywobbles due to laughing. OH GOD THE THINGS YOU WRITE ARE PAINFUL TO ME WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU I AM SOBBING HYSTERICALLY IN THE MAIL ROOM WHILE STUFFING MY FACE WITH RAMEN NOODLES AND LAUGHING AT HOW BROKEN I AM.
Hell? Yes. Two tickets, danke.
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[insert frothing at the mouth here and half-filled test-tubes and other lab necessities and run-on phrases and goddamn, I should be dusting this house, not being crazy on the internet.]
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This is quite true, but I have no interest in choking you. That whole "*choke*" thing at the end of my maniacal laughter wasn't about me choking you so much as it was about me laughing so hard and crazily that I made myself choke. You know, say you're sitting in a Denny's and your Star Wars buddy starts smoking and it doesn't fit him, so you laugh so hard you start coughing. It was like that. : )
CARRY ON, WAYWARD PRINCESS.
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