"I've filled that kitty kat so full of lead...We'll have to use him for a pencil instead...."

IT WAS TYLER DURDEN!

"Hundreds of trained monkeys are currently running about finding your search results. Please stand by."

"We have tried so hard to be different from one another that we are truly alike." -- Someone else

"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived." -- Isaac Asimov

Analyze This = funny

Dr. Sobol: [points at dead thug, holding gun] ...Jelly, did I do that?

Jelly: No, Doc. That one's mine. You get the `72 Chevy and the Amana side-by-side refridgerator-freezer.

Half-Life is crippled.

[cries]

I'M (NOT) LUCKY

You may need us, but we don't need you.

OMG POR POR KITTNE!!!!!!!&#@*&#

Colt45 Damage: 36
ROF: 110-180
Uzi Damage: 30
ROF: 400-600
AK-47 Damage: 45
ROF: 400-600
M-16 Damage: 36
ROF: 600-900
Shotgun Damage: 60
Sniper Damage: 60

ph34r

Does anyone have a clue how I can edit the GTA3 sound files so i can replace certain sounds?