I poo you. You have a nice poo. You make me poo. You should poo. Someday I will poo. You + me = poo. If I saw you now I'd poo. I would build a poo just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be poo. We could poo under the stars.
I broluv you. You have a nice dude. You make me duuuude. You should totally dude, totally. Someday I will brograb you. You + me = brofists. If I saw you now I'd buy you a beer, bro. I would build a rad set of wheels, dude just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be totally not gay. We could get baked under the stars.
I despise you. You have a nice ass. You make me swing. You should become a fireman. Someday I will cough on you. You + me = 4evah. If I saw you now I'd glomp you. I would build an igloo just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Tarako Tarako. We could karaoke under the stars.
I envy you. You have a nice shiny black lamborgini. You make me anoyed when you drive it around my office randomly with a different girl in the passenger seat everyday. You should give me a ride too, I'm a girl. Someday I will own a laborgini, but mine will be lime green and thus better than yours. You + me = great entertainment for my co-workers watching through the window as we make out on the bonnet. If I saw you now I'd be asking you why you haven't figured out the gearbox as it makes some horrible noises around the corners. I would build a black lamborgini print out to go on the office Cool Wall to sit next to my lime green supra, just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Golddigger, because I don't mess with no broke...men. We could f#$% in your lamborgini under the stars.
Love, The girl in the office over the road who knows where you live.
(P.S. I would like to thank Top Gear Australia Mag for the awesome Cool Wall magnets.)
I thank you. You have a nice journal entry whic let me rant in a more interesting way than normal. You make me very gleeful. You should totally come to the Gold Coast and I'd show you a good time. Someday I will leave you standed on Sth Straddie Island with a hot chick. You + me = a totally awkward image. If I saw you now I'd ask who you were. I would build a totally sick number plate just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be twinkle twinkle little star. We could laugh at the drunk people trying to swim in the surf, under the stars.
Love, Zorella sitting in her office looking at tacky surfers wondering when she can go outside and play
(P.S. Thank you for helping me kill some time at work)
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I poo you. You have a nice poo. You make me poo. You should poo. Someday I will poo. You + me = poo. If I saw you now I'd poo. I would build a poo just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be poo. We could poo under the stars.
Love,
Heffheff
(P.S POOPOOPOO!)
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I broluv you. You have a nice dude. You make me duuuude. You should totally dude, totally. Someday I will brograb you. You + me = brofists. If I saw you now I'd buy you a beer, bro. I would build a rad set of wheels, dude just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be totally not gay. We could get baked under the stars.
Love,
Dude abides, yo
(P.S. totally not gay brah.)
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I despise you. You have a nice ass. You make me swing. You should become a fireman. Someday I will cough on you. You + me = 4evah. If I saw you now I'd glomp you. I would build an igloo just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Tarako Tarako. We could karaoke under the stars.
Love,
Commie
(P.S. Chu~.)
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I envy you. You have a nice shiny black lamborgini. You make me anoyed when you drive it around my office randomly with a different girl in the passenger seat everyday. You should give me a ride too, I'm a girl. Someday I will own a laborgini, but mine will be lime green and thus better than yours. You + me = great entertainment for my co-workers watching through the window as we make out on the bonnet. If I saw you now I'd be asking you why you haven't figured out the gearbox as it makes some horrible noises around the corners. I would build a black lamborgini print out to go on the office Cool Wall to sit next to my lime green supra, just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Golddigger, because I don't mess with no broke...men. We could f#$% in your lamborgini under the stars.
Love,
The girl in the office over the road who knows where you live.
(P.S. I would like to thank Top Gear Australia Mag for the awesome Cool Wall magnets.)
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I thank you. You have a nice journal entry whic let me rant in a more interesting way than normal. You make me very gleeful. You should totally come to the Gold Coast and I'd show you a good time. Someday I will leave you standed on Sth Straddie Island with a hot chick. You + me = a totally awkward image. If I saw you now I'd ask who you were. I would build a totally sick number plate just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be twinkle twinkle little star. We could laugh at the drunk people trying to swim in the surf, under the stars.
Love,
Zorella sitting in her office looking at tacky surfers wondering when she can go outside and play
(P.S. Thank you for helping me kill some time at work)
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