I couldn't bring myself to a real update cuz things too good.

[mrwow]

Cafeteria lady: So, you been good this weekend?
Frat boy: No! Me and my girlfriend got totally shit-faced!
Cafeteria lady: 'My girlfriend and I.'
Frat boy: What?
Cafeteria lady: 'My girlfriend and I got totally shit-faced.'
Frat boy: Whoa! You have a girlfriend?! Hardcore!

--NYU

Girl: I'll have a dozen bagels.
Bagel guy: I can't pass up on this opportunity

Comments

[dontbeunfair]

i wanted to leave a comment.
so here i am. leaving you a comment.
you should just... make a real update, sometime.
yeah. pfft. pfwuh. merfl. krepltop.

im glad you have the internet back.