Guys. This is my life.

[ms_creant]

The other night, I'm pulling into a gas station, and I see


And I think, No! It can't be! So, naturally, I pull to the pump next to it and see


And I'm like


So, I step out of my car and see Dude Who's Driving It, and on the outside I'm like


But on the inside I'm like


And I say (in my best Man Voice), "Nice Impala. That a '67?"


And Dude's all, "Yeah. You know about cars?"


And I'm all


Dude. Dude. I PUMPED GAS NEXT TO METALLICAR.