What what
Erm.
Oh dear.
It looks like things are a bit ... wonky on the good ship failboat.
Clocks have stopped working. Some of them are even running backwards! Books have begun to auto-translate to the wrong languages until they are closed and reset multiple times. Room doors no longer lock, and paint is peeling from the walls as the metal corrodes. Food flavors do not correspond to the item being consumed (mmmm, gravy flavored Twinkies~).
Worse still, there seems to be some kind of fundamental violation of the laws of physics. All doors except room doors no longer reliably lead to where they are supposed to; one out of every ten attempts will take them to a completely different room or deck, a blank wall, the heart of the deck 14 maze, or worse still, the very top of the atrium. Watch that first step; it's a doozy!
My goodness, how dreadful.
Still, I'm sure everything will be fine! Chin up, good players!
Oh dear.
It looks like things are a bit ... wonky on the good ship failboat.
Clocks have stopped working. Some of them are even running backwards! Books have begun to auto-translate to the wrong languages until they are closed and reset multiple times. Room doors no longer lock, and paint is peeling from the walls as the metal corrodes. Food flavors do not correspond to the item being consumed (mmmm, gravy flavored Twinkies~).
Worse still, there seems to be some kind of fundamental violation of the laws of physics. All doors except room doors no longer reliably lead to where they are supposed to; one out of every ten attempts will take them to a completely different room or deck, a blank wall, the heart of the deck 14 maze, or worse still, the very top of the atrium. Watch that first step; it's a doozy!
My goodness, how dreadful.
Still, I'm sure everything will be fine! Chin up, good players!