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Thankfully, my fan club has dwindled. First years have the attention span of cows flies.
Sadly, the Crown Princess of Denseness remains faithful and, of course, in denial. At least she hasn't tried to grope me.
[Private to Marie]
Morning-wood is annoying. As are other things.
And I shall forever compare any future lovers that I have to...well, to myself. Odd and slightly unsettling.
...and what, exactly, is considered "average"? And I know that you know what I mean, so do not ask me to elaborate and embarrass myself further. Thank you.
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[Private to Bridgette]
Pardon me if I sound terribley invasive or crude for asking, but did you find the Auror's...demonstration...satisfactory?
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Sadly, the Crown Princess of Denseness remains faithful and, of course, in denial. At least she hasn't tried to grope me.
[Private to Marie]
Morning-wood is annoying. As are other things.
And I shall forever compare any future lovers that I have to...well, to myself. Odd and slightly unsettling.
...and what, exactly, is considered "average"? And I know that you know what I mean, so do not ask me to elaborate and embarrass myself further. Thank you.
[/private]
[Private to Bridgette]
Pardon me if I sound terribley invasive or crude for asking, but did you find the Auror's...demonstration...satisfactory?
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