they call me heartbreaker, i don't want to deceive ya

[ms_legerdemain]

♠Soooo, the FINAL CHAPTER of Cantarella, which is one of my FAVOURITE SERIES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD has come out. So this is my question to the world: WHY IS NOBODY SCANLATING THIS SERIES? Seriously. I can't find it anywhere. It's not as if it isn't popular either! It's not Bleach or anything, but I know people like it and this is the big finish. The

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[rii_no_ame]

I have issues with smut

[ms_legerdemain]

Phew, I am so glad I am not alone. It's very reassuring

[xglimpsex]

OMG!
"Heartbreaker" is totally an Akon (the character, lol) song for me. I've been on a kick with him of late (paired with LISA of all people) and making a mental FST and that song is totally on it.

Smut?
Dude. Duuuuude.
I can't write sex. I can't.

I write foreplay. I write implication or candy coated sexiness, but actual sex? I think I've written one fic. Ever. And it was a continuation that couldn't have the sexings glossed over. It plays out like a vivid little tease in my brain, but on the page? It's like... I just get stuck.

So you? Totally not weird.

[ms_legerdemain]

XD
I was reading blood_crow's fic again, and it was making me want more Akon. Possibly because I have this bad, wrong, inappropriate and unhealthy thing for guys who smoke, because I really like the smell of cigarettes.

Oh you so can! I have read you write sex, and it was good. :p But I know the stuck feeling. I have it in technicolour in my head, I know exactly how it all plays out, but as soon as I try to write it, it gets stuck somewhere between my brain and the keyboard.

Usually it's not an issue, because I wort of skirt around it and write random, wordy introspective pieces so I don't have to write actual porn, but I have this ridiculously porny KenShuu idea which now will not put itself on the paper.

Possibly because somewhere in my subconscious, something has realised that the world does not need PWP featuring Kensei cajoling Shuu into his old Academy uniform after finding out he used to fantasise about them together when he was younger, and the shenanigans that then ensue.*is shot

driveby comment...

[blood_crow]

Reading my fic again?! I didn't even know that you did before!

And you love the smell of cigarettes?! Ahaha! Is it ironic that I totally loathe cigarette stench, and am still in love with Akon and the way he looks when he smokes?

Re: driveby comment...

[ms_legerdemain]

I am so busted for being lazy and not commenting, aren't I? :p

Can I make amends for it by saying that even though I don't really like Grimmjow that much, it is an awesome fic? And by promising in future to comment properly? *penitent face*

Yes, I know, I'm really weird. :p I just really like it. I'm the weird person who inhales deeply while everyone else is going 'eeeeeew'. It's why I've never actually tried smoking; I'm too scared that I might really like it to try it.

It may be ironic, but it is totally understandable.

[caeseria]

Haha, don't sweat the smut writing! ;) As one of those people that write NC917 (heh) it's just a personal preference

[ms_legerdemain]

Tehe, and you write it so well. ;)

Yeah, I feel exactly the same about het smut. And to an extent about yuri as well, I guess. Yaoi has that safe distance.

Aw, thankyou. My frustration at the moment comes from the fact that I have a couple of fics in the work that require more detail regarding teh cock, because they're predominantly PWP, so it's annoying when I can't actually seem to write anything decently graphic. We shall see how it goes. I think part of it stems from the fact it irks me when I feel like a flailing teenage girl. There's this voice in my head yelling 'IT'S JUST SEX, GET A GRIP AND WRITE THE DAMN SCENE.':p

Not at all, that was great. Very reassuring. ♥

[caeseria]

Oh hell, you should have seen me flailing the first time I wrote the sex LOL You could have fried an egg on my face...actually make that a full english breakfast! XDDD

If you want, post your PWP my way if you want me to take a look at it and offer suggestions or just another set of eyes ;)

Alternatively, do what I ended up doing: roll up your sleeves, have a few drinks, and MAKE yourself write the cock. *hugs* Trust me, the pain goes away after the first hour of flailing.... ;) ♥

[ms_legerdemain]

LOL, you have such a way with words.

Thanks, I may just do that, when I finally get the damn thing written. :)

Now I have this great mental image of me marching determinedly to the liquor cabinet, getting out a bottle of gin and sitting down in front of the laptop with the air of a woman about to go into battle. :p

[pfmoi]

I don't write smut. I'm always worried it won't turn out as nice in text as it is in my head, so I waffle with it until I just don't do it. But I can imply like a madwoman.

[ms_legerdemain]

Implication is awesome, half the time I find implication sexier than actual porn. Doesn't stop me from wanting to be able to write porn, just because it pisses me off that I can't do it, even if I don't usually want to. :p

Yeah, I'm difficult like that. :p

[ms_legerdemain]

LOL, yeah, I intend to do that too. In fact, I writing a version in my head with no Lucrezia. Because she's STUPID.

You are totally qualifies, as we established the other night. Remeber that Ludwig smut I was writing on msn when I was trying to make myself use the word 'cock'? You may not remember, it was a while ago.

Is Lady not puuuurrty in this dp?

[ms_legerdemain]

Sancia is alright, I have no particular objection to Sancia beyond her making me ship incest. :p I might even buy Cesare/Alfonso/Sancia. I'm not sure though. That might be an undue perversion of a beautiful love. I unduly pervert beautiful love on an alarmingly regular basis.

LOL, yes, indeed you were, indeed you were. And I was blushing and protesting like a good uke should.

Ah Lady. I am not a lesbian, but I would so go there. :p Your Lady icon is excellent too. Lady is just generally excellent. In yo video games, slaying yo demons. With a perfect mixture of sass, class, and ass.